All Work and NO Play!

[AFK]

There shall be no joy in MudTown.

Joy is now strictly verboten.  It has been stripped from every Man, Woman, and child.  And for good measure, we made sure we kicked your puppies....twice. 

We used the Brillo Pad of Justice to wipe that goddamn smile off your face.  You won't be needing that anymore....where YOU're going. 

In THIS gulag, there is labor, labor, and more labor.  Even for your women IN labor. 

9 to 5 is now 5 to 9! 

Everyone shall be multi-taskers.  The widgets don't make themselves. 

There are quotas to keep, bottom lines to pad, and gilded toilet seats to shine. 

EVERYONE works for food. 

EVERYONE lives to work. 

And retirement is the day we shove you into the fucking ground!

But perk up Johnson!  You are doing this for Amerika the Beautiful! 

You're blood, sweat, and years are helping to build the Plastique Industrial Super-Complex!  It shall be an ever-enduring testament that bears witness to the glory that is our Innovation! 

Happiness and Joy waste time! 

Time that can be used creating the next iCouch. 

[Don Coyote]

Sounds like the Army 

[East Coast Hustle]

I wish this weren't so uncomfortably close to being dead-on.

[hooplala]

This is the future.

I firmly believe "multitasking" is one of the prime factors in the swift disintegration of modern culture.

[Jenne]

You're saying my slack is endangered, aren't you?

[AFK]

They're going to take it and squirrel it away into a little iron box somewhere in the middle of the desert. 

[CorbeauEtRenard]

You know, on some days, having read that would have made me just go, "Yeah, amen brother." and go back to being miserable.

But oddly, today it makes me want to get out my Hunter S. Thompson style glasses, buy a big cheap cigar to chew on, and call the local Cacophony Society to an emergency meeting.

Only reason I'm not is because half the members would have to drive an hour and most of them are very busy on Wednesdays, so having a sudden meeting with no agenda would probably have a disappointingly low turnout

[Jenne]

S'ok.  I've had a hellish week so all I do is make W0MPS and MS Paint cartoons to relieve the pressure.    Better than nothin', yo!