Duking it Out in the Dollar Store. (An epic battle of God and Eris. With pics!)

[East Coast Hustle]

Also, the champagne glasses are exactly the opposite of what a champagne glass (called a "flute") is supposed to be shaped like.

[Suu]

HAHAHA, no shit!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Those are classic champagne coupes, also called champagne saucers... the flutes are a much better shape for champagne, but there's something very 30's-movie-star about drinking from a coupe. NOT A PLASTIC ONE THOUGH EW.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

/requia

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Man, now I want a milk-flavored dildo.

[Phox]

Man, now I want a milk-flavored dildo.

[Golden Applesauce]

Is it just me, or is the duck on the left missing a face?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I think he just got turned around in the package. Or someone removed his face to use him for a buttplug and then put him back.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I think those ducks need more Z̛̳̩̫̆ͫ̆̽ͮ͜Ą̵͕̯̩͈̝͙̰̜͌ͯ́ͥͫ͊̄̑L̢̗̜̘̱̳͉ͣͣͩ͟G̷͓̙̝͎͕̓͊͗͑̚͟͡Ô̤͇̟̟ͣ̔ͬ̏.

S̵ͧͧ̈́̉̆͛̑͏̱̹̭̤̬̲͈o̶̳͖̹̰̲̖ͫ͑̃̆͐̂̅̐̀͝ͅm̵͚̗̪̻̝͔͈ͦ͊̈͑ͯͮe̴̷̻̯͆́̋̉ͭ͂̆ͪo̒́̆̌̋̽̊̊͢͏̩̱͎n̙͈͎̝̤̋̓̕e͓̱͚̞̗̤͛͐̔ͧ͜ ̸̢̯͈̺̤̭̂̐ś̠̯̥̯̪̣̙͒̊̾̕͘h̺̘̮̖̠ͭͫ̊͢ö̧̥͙̬̻͖̔̄̐̚ư̱̬̦͐̍̈́ͯ̽̚l̨͙̹͉̤̲ͯ͛̄ͨd͗͋̒̆ͦ̌͑͏̸̵̻͇̞̳̫̱̮̙ ̢͓͎̖̗̦̳͒ͮͣ͌b̴̡̳͚͈͚͗̆ͫ̾͋̏͠ù̸̴̲̫̻̾ͧͯ̓̀̏ͩ̚͜ẙ̡̺̺̂͠ ̴̭̟̦̯̱̥̃ͪ̒͘a̺͕̯̻͔͑͂ͦ̋ͫͣ͛ͧ ͙̠̹͔̗͓̘̓̈́f̴̹̻̠͈͊͛̅͞e͈̯̜͇̖̪͔ͤͪ͋̋ͣ̊͂̕w̪͉̦̮̭͚̙̟̣͗̀̆ͭ̊̊̑ͤ͠,ͪͯ͐ͥͬ͛̍̄̓͏̝̦͔̕͝ ͓͎̥͈̘͚̮̿̈́̅̓͋ͨ͟͜Ż͉̥͓͚͖͚̊̾A͚̻͖̰̼̱͊ͩͯ̾̀͘Ļ̛̌͏̞̻G̐ͯ͌̾͏̱̻̟͕̦̭̬͠Ȯ͈̩̽͊͝ ̴̵̲̭̺̳̣̦ͬͨt͖͒ͫ̓̈̍͆͋͗́hͤͣͬ͒͏̯̫̩̗̬̰̞͜͠ẻ̪̤̒̍́͟m̲̲̺̳̣̻ͫ̋ͨͣ̄͐ͯ͟ ͦ̚҉̷̧͙̜̠̲̭o̴͂̐ͣ̾̃҉͚͔̮͝u̢͈̟̘̼̹͋̄͌̾͗ͥͪ͡t̢̺̻̼̩ͦ̀ͣͅ,̷̸̶̣͔͇̞̞͎̇̃̏̇̆̀̉͗̚ ̨̛̮͎̥̤͚̩̈̅̒͑ͦ̎̔ͅa̯̟̐ͩ̕ǹ̩̤̬͔ͧͯ̒̍͢d̶̯͙̜̿ͩ̏ͨ̓̎͂̓͜ ͕̅̒ͣ̌̈̽ͩ̀t̞̝͔̰͖̝̬̩͊̉̐̾̈̎ḩ̟̗̬̐̍͐̃e̮̹͋̐̿ͧ̑̿̉͒͐͢n͑̌̀͒҉̠̜͈̣̗̭ ̟̪̜͓͒̃̄̌̂̚ͅṛ̤͇̯͇̤̭̃͐͌̈͒̒e̳̜̜͖͇ͤͮp̝̜̳̯̻̓̀̑͒ͫl̝̮͇̺̜ͫͫͯͤͩ̋ͤȃ̝̟̪̠͙̝̃ͦ́̈́̚͢c̸̬̣͉͙͕̓ͭ͐͗͒͊͐͒ĕ̵̩̗͍̥̯̩̐ͫ́ ̸̸͎̝͓̂̈́̍̈́́t̵̡̅͌̂̀̿ͮ̈͏̭̯̥̞̤̗͚ẖ̢̡̙̙͈͎͗̆̆̅ͧ̃̚é͂̾ͨͬͣ͏͙̙̟̹̜̮̭̫̀m̰̩͍̠̺̩̤̻̓ͯ̅ͤ̑ͤ̓͒̒́.̸̘̤̱͔̩̦͚ͨͪ̊̃ͥ͗ͯ́͠

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think he just got turned around in the package. Or someone removed his face to use him for a buttplug and then put him back.

Fuck, you're on a roll today!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

  CPD: Making the internet more unsanitary since 1999.

[Jenne]

HA--we have two kinds of dollar stores out here--Dollar Tree and 99C & more.  Both are fanfuckingstastic for some crazy shit.  I should take some pix of the one across from my mom and dad's apartment.  Total hilarity in that place.

[Cinderflame KSC]

The secret is out. And I had nothing to do with it. I expect a mass exodus to the dollar store and a huge shortage of glowing tomahawks within the week. :P

http://www.dollartree.com -- Order in bulk!

[AFK]

My wife and daughter love going to the Dollar Tree.

This, is yet again, another benefit of having a baby boy in the house.

The girls do the dollar tree, the boys stay home, far, far away from the evil dollar store. 

[Richter]

   This is exactly the kind of fuckery and amusement that should be had at the expense of retail establishments.  Well done sir.