I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.

[East Coast Hustle]

IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

Two problems, neither of which is insurmountable:

1) I don't WANT most of the East Coast. And my plans for the West Coast involve playing a big game of "sink" with all of Cali south of Morro Bay.

2) I'm not the marrying type.

So I propose that instead of a political marriage for territorial consolidation, we fight a fake war that allows us both to engage in massive profiteering, all plans for which are made during our secret hookups.

[East Coast Hustle]

IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.

Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

[Jenne]

And my plans for the West Coast involve playing a big game of "sink" with all of Cali south of Morro Bay.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

If you could have any sort of scooter and/or segway, what would it be?

The one the head of the company plummeted to his death off a cliff on.

Excellent choice.

[East Coast Hustle]

If you could have any sort of scooter and/or segway, what would it be?

Rascal with low-profile wheels, hydraulics, and a fold-out bed on the back. Pimp's gotta do his thing, dawg.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Spinners?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.

Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.

[Suu]

IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

Two problems, neither of which is insurmountable:

1) I don't WANT most of the East Coast. And my plans for the West Coast involve playing a big game of "sink" with all of Cali south of Morro Bay.

2) I'm not the marrying type.

So I propose that instead of a political marriage for territorial consolidation, we fight a fake war that allows us both to engage in massive profiteering, all plans for which are made during our secret hookups.

Deal.  But you have to wear the chef's hat.

[East Coast Hustle]

OK, as long as that's ALL I have to wear.

[Suu]

OK, as long as that's ALL I have to wear.

Works for me!

[Cinderflame KSC]

IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.

Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.

Please tell me you're videotaping this? Best porno ever...

[Suu]

IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.

Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.

...You totally nailed my fetish. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.

Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.

...You totally nailed my fetish. 

Who DOESN'T have that fetish?

[Suu]

I'd like you all to think, really long and hard, of the consequences caused by the fornication of Mr. Hustle and myself for a moment. Chef hat aside...I mean, do you REALLY want to destroy the world?

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm9HmRIri-Q&feature=related

Maybe not so good at visualising as CPD, but hey, . . . . .