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Started by Disco Pickle, April 17, 2011, 07:27:46 PM

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Suu

Suu family testimonials:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT." - Dad.

"I could watch this. But I'd rather them bring back Fuckin' Cocksuckers [Deadwood]." - Mom.

"THEY KILLED BOROMIR LAST NIGHT. AGAIN." - My sister.

"Jesus fucking Christ, my entire family consists of nerds." - My brother.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Faust

I found the book almost unreadable, I hate his style and to be honest fantasy in general, but the show is excellent, its probably the only well made shows currently running.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

Conspiracy theories about Eddard being substituted and a double killed roont.

(Yes, that was a real theory, and quite vehemently argued by some nutters fans nutters)

Suu

Actual phone call I just received from Dartmouth Fett:

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 14, 2011, 02:16:35 AM
Actual phone call I just received from Dartmouth Fett:

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Answer to DF and the rest asking that question:  Because that's what happened in the BOOK.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

Oh he knows. He was gushing about how awesome it was but just how he was upset that it happened and how it makes for a good story.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Laughin Jude

So after last night's episode, all I can say is

Laughin Jude.com - Philosophy, snark, weird stories and bad art

The Plain and Honest Truth - A semi-Discordian serial novel about 9/11, the Iraq War, aliens, the origins of Western religion and an evil sock puppet from another dimension

Don Coyote

is that a short man slapping the shit out of a mouthy brat?

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

That mouthy brat is Prince King Joffrey, and he's a punk ass little bitchface.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

Quote from: Laughin Jude on June 14, 2011, 04:32:42 AM
So after last night's episode, all I can say is



:mittens:

Tyrion has many crowning moments of awesome - but that is the best of them so far. 

Don Coyote


Suu

I should never have found that Ice and Fire Wiki.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT.

-Suu
Yep.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 14, 2011, 04:34:36 AM
is that a short man slapping the shit out of a mouthy brat?

It is, in fact, a dwarf attempting to slap the stupid out of his nephew, a prince whose immediate reaction was "I'm gonna tell my MOM!"  Response was, essentially, "Go ahead, tell her, but do what I told you to do FIRST."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 14, 2011, 04:52:12 AM
I should never have found that Ice and Fire Wiki.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT.

-Suu
Yep.


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