HELP ME SUUUUU

[Lies]

You know the Hoodies you sell? You know that bit of string that goes into said hood part of the hoodie?

How does one put it back in again if one accidently pulls it all the way out?

I am clothing illiterate, please help before I do something stupid with the left over string.

[Suu]

Basically you need a bodkin, which is a metally bit that looks like this:



The drawstring hooks into that, and you feed it back through the casing.

[Luna]

When I can't find a bodkin (which is often, I lose the bloody things, and I don't use them often enough to replace them regularly), a safety pin works...  Kinda.  If you're careful.  Use the largest that will fit through the available hole.  Run the cord through it and tie it, and (this is important) feed it through pointy end BACK, so that if you manage to squeeze it and open it halfway through, it doesn't pin itself to the inside of your hood, causing you to pull it all the way back out and start over.  Tie to the side of the pin that it won't slide off of if the pin opens.

Note, this is a pain in the ass, but it works.  Bodkins are MUCH superior.

[AFK]

Buy another one. 

[Luna]

Buy another one. 

  That'd work, too.

[AFK]

What can I say, I'm brilliant.  We'll get this American Economy rocking again.  One hoodie at a time!

[Richter]

Coat hanger.  Coat hangers solve everything.

[Eater of Clowns]

Do you use the drawstring?  This happened to me a few years ago and I just realized the draw string was superfluous, so I cut it off.

[Richter]

Do you use the drawstring?  This happened to me a few years ago and I just realized the draw string was superfluous, so I cut it off.

It's not superfluous if you want to impersonate a character from "South Park", or you have an asphixiation fetish.
I usually take them off my hoodies, they scream liability.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Coat hanger.  Coat hangers solve everything.

THIS!! I do it for the boys all the time.  I have also used a large paper clip.

[Lies]

Thanks for all teh suggestions guys

[Lies]

Do you use the drawstring?  This happened to me a few years ago and I just realized the draw string was superfluous, so I cut it off.

No, but I like having it in there for the sake of completeness.

[Eater of Clowns]

Do you use the drawstring?  This happened to me a few years ago and I just realized the draw string was superfluous, so I cut it off.

It's not superfluous if you want to impersonate a character from "South Park", or you have an asphixiation fetish.
I usually take them off my hoodies, they scream liability.

I can see it, Richter, leaning forward at the 7/11 hot dog roller to gaze at the gleaming near-sausages within.  In the trance brought forth by those glistening wieners, you barely notice the tug on the drawstring of your hoodie.  It's fed from one roller to the next, drawing you inexorably closer and suddenly your vision focuses not on the choice convenience store delicacies but the angry, vengeful red heat lamps above.  And your fate.

[Jenne]

EoC:    Sounds apt to me.  Richter, he's a force.

Lies, any of these will work--the largest safety pin you can find (about 10-15 cm in length?) works best, imho.

[Richter]

Do you use the drawstring?  This happened to me a few years ago and I just realized the draw string was superfluous, so I cut it off.

It's not superfluous if you want to impersonate a character from "South Park", or you have an asphixiation fetish.
I usually take them off my hoodies, they scream liability.

I can see it, Richter, leaning forward at the 7/11 hot dog roller to gaze at the gleaming near-sausages within.  In the trance brought forth by those glistening wieners, you barely notice the tug on the drawstring of your hoodie.  It's fed from one roller to the next, drawing you inexorably closer and suddenly your vision focuses not on the choice convenience store delicacies but the angry, vengeful red heat lamps above.  And your fate.

I can see it.  My face slowly roasts off and my cires for help are strangled by the hoody's strings.  I'm found hours later, my flesh leathery in spots sloughed off, grinning skull exposed under those evil lamps, weiners churning around my ears, and a massive strangulation induced erection jutting forth from my pance.

"Death by Misadventure"