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Started by Kurt Christ, April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM

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#30
April 28, 2011, 07:18:54 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 06:08:32 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
I'm in Birmingham, AL.
Living in malarial swampland may not be a habit of civilized humans, but I don't have any intention to quit it any time soon. I am greatly confused and enraged by that thing you people call "snow."
Suu, you said your grandfather's house was in Dothan, right?

I lived in Trussville for quite a while.
Have you checked with any friends/acquaintances still in the area? I'm not sure how far in that direction the tornado went, but north Birmingham is where it touched ground.

Not for about 20 years.

East Coast Hustle

#31
April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

On a "how civilized are you?" scale of 1-10, with "1" being Congress and "10" being one of Arthur C. Clarke's utopian fantasy societies, I am a 17.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
April 28, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

On a "how civilized are you?" scale of 1-10, with "1" being Congress and "10" being one of Arthur C. Clarke's utopian fantasy societies, I am a 17.

I, on the other hand, am somewhere between "Roseanne Barr" and "Larry the Cable Guy".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#33
April 28, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

On a "how civilized are you?" scale of 1-10, with "1" being Congress and "10" being one of Arthur C. Clarke's utopian fantasy societies, I am a 17.

I, on the other hand, am somewhere between "Roseanne Barr" and "Larry the Cable Guy".

:lulz:

ch3mist

#34
April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#35
April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?

Hey, ECH:  This guy is like having Requia on crack.  It's fucking amazing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#36
April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

Adios

#37
April 28, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?

Hey, ECH:  This guy is like having Requia on crack.  It's fucking amazing.

Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
April 28, 2011, 08:30:49 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?

Hey, ECH:  This guy is like having Requia on crack.  It's fucking amazing.

Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.

:lulz:

Charley is our very own Rich Little.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#39
April 28, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?

Hey, ECH:  This guy is like having Requia on crack.  It's fucking amazing.

Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.

Have I mentioned lately that I want to buy you beer, Charley?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

ch3mist

#40
April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
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</\^^^/\>
{<0\./0>}
\ ) ( /
~(o:o)~
{!^!}
\_/

LMNO

#41
April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.

Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here?  This might all work out in the end...

Luna

#42
April 28, 2011, 08:43:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.

Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here?  This might all work out in the end...

Maybe...  Jury's still out.  Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

ch3mist

#43
April 28, 2011, 08:44:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here?

I hope so.
<\       />
>_ \   / _<
</\^^^/\>
{<0\./0>}
\ ) ( /
~(o:o)~
{!^!}
\_/

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
April 28, 2011, 08:44:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:43:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.

Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here?  This might all work out in the end...

Maybe...  Jury's still out.  Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.

This is my guess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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