A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://unicornbooty.com/2011/04/why-cstring-whyyyy/

https://www.cstringdirect.com/index.html


CString. O.o I think you keep it on by squeezing your ass cheeks together.

No more tan lines. Easier strip-ability for those spur-of-the-moment beachsex adventures.

Not for people with toxic ass-spew, un-groomed crotch-thatch, shame, or dignity.

Next year the new lingerie will be spray-on.

[AFK]

I would file that under "why bother"

Actually, for whatever reason, it kind of reminds me of the slap bracelets that were popular in the 80s. 

[Luna]

Erm...

No.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I would file that under "why bother"

Actually, for whatever reason, it kind of reminds me of the slap bracelets that were popular in the 80s. 

It reminds me of the little green nets they sell with fish tanks to catch zee feeshes. Or a bent fly-swatter.

[Richter]

Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery.

And vajazzling.

[Richter]

Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery.

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

[Luna]

Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery.

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery.

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

I'm afraid to.

[Eater of Clowns]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

[Luna]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I approve of this.

TGRR,
Oink.

[Eater of Clowns]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

[Adios]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

[Suu]

Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery.

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

TURN YOUR YEAST INFECTION INTO A JEWEL COLLECTION!