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I've Had Just About Enough of This Shit.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2011, 09:00:50 PM

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BadBeast

"Wunk" made it for me. This creature must be Scienceable. They need to be created. Big stinky predators, trainable, and with a pre-programmed genetic hatred for Furries. If you must have mythical creatures running around in Tuscon, make sure none of them are just Human sadsacks, in Fursuits. Hunt those fuckers down with real mutants.

And just because NASA have given up on the moon, doesn't mean I'm going to stop building my "Moonladder". So don't give up, peeps. Oh no.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

*GrumpButt*

*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

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Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Juana

Our furries, creepily, spend their time at the zoo.


:mittens:, Roger
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

Quote from: Hover Cat on April 30, 2011, 01:33:46 AM
Our furries, creepily, spend their time at the zoo.


:mittens:, Roger


That made my brain hurt.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: BadBeast on April 30, 2011, 12:46:55 AM
"Wunk" made it for me. This creature must be Scienceable. They need to be created. Big stinky predators, trainable, and with a pre-programmed genetic hatred for Furries. If you must have mythical creatures running around in Tuscon, make sure none of them are just Human sadsacks, in Fursuits. Hunt those fuckers down with real mutants.
Why wait? Dogs go psycho when they see a person in a Halloween mask.
Just repeal the leash laws.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cuddlefish

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 09:00:50 PM
The last one I want to bring up right now is space flight.  In what fucking dimension do we get to the moon, and then just go home?  

This. A million times, this.

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

BadBeast

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 30, 2011, 12:46:55 AM
"Wunk" made it for me. This creature must be Scienceable. They need to be created. Big stinky predators, trainable, and with a pre-programmed genetic hatred for Furries. If you must have mythical creatures running around in Tuscon, make sure none of them are just Human sadsacks, in Fursuits. Hunt those fuckers down with real mutants.
Why wait? Dogs go psycho when they se a person in a Halloween mask.
Just repeal the leash laws.
That would be too easy. And less poetic. Furrys don't often pick Dogs to play as. They're always Wolfys, or Foxes. A Skunk /Wolf Hybrid is just the creature for the job, and it would become one more crypto for people to get all skeered about, like Choopies, Sasquatch, or Mothmen. Also, Coonverines. Awesome. (Reversible thumbs) And Grizzle Cats.
Get P.E.T.A onside, (for funding) by pledging them a Hunter/killer Mutie of their choice to hunt down Fur Coat wearing Bling Pimps.
Operation "Urban Furby Disturbia"? 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

Quote from: Cuddlefish on April 30, 2011, 07:16:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 09:00:50 PM
The last one I want to bring up right now is space flight.  In what fucking dimension do we get to the moon, and then just go home

They scrapped the Moon thing because it proves the Young Earth Creationists right.

If the moon had been around a few billion years, it would be covered with a layer of cosmic dust several miles thick.  That's why NASA first sent an unmanned lander that found only two or three inches of dust. And we are all familiar with pictures of Armstrong's footprints in the shallow lunar dirt.

Space dust accumulates on the surface of the moon at the rate of about one inch for every ten thousand years. Astronauts found an average of one-half inch, just about what you would expect in Six Thousand Years.

Also, the Moon is very slowly moving away from the Earth. If it were millions of years old, it would have had to start very close to the Earth, causing Ocean tides so severe it would have drowned every thing on land. Twice a day.

Mars is a viable option though, I wouldn't be surprised if  N.A.S.A. were already there, preparing a bolt-hole for when it all goes tits up down here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGyeULvpQdY&feature=related
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cuddlefish

Quote from: BadBeast on April 30, 2011, 08:32:11 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on April 30, 2011, 07:16:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 09:00:50 PM
The last one I want to bring up right now is space flight.  In what fucking dimension do we get to the moon, and then just go home?  

They scrapped the Moon thing because it proves the Young Earth Creationists right.

If the moon had been around a few billion years, it would be covered with a layer of cosmic dust several miles thick.  That's why NASA first sent an unmanned lander that found only two or three inches of dust. And we are all familiar with pictures of Armstrong's footprints in the shallow lunar dirt.

Space dust accumulates on the surface of the moon at the rate of about one inch for every ten thousand years. Astronauts found an average of one-half inch, just about what you would expect in Six Thousand Years.

Also, the Moon is very slowly moving away from the Earth. If it were millions of years old, it would have had to start very close to the Earth, causing Ocean tides so severe it would have drowned every thing on land. Twice a day.

Mars is a viable option though, I wouldn't be surprised if  N.A.S.A. were already there, preparing a bolt-hole for when it all goes tits up down here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGyeULvpQdY&feature=related

From the technical papers of a young earth creationist.

QuoteThere is a recent creationist technical paper on this topic which admits that the depth of dust on the moon is concordant with the mainstream age and history of the solar system (Snelling and Rush 1993). Their abstract concludes with:

"It thus appears that the amount of meteoritic dust and meteorite debris in the lunar regolith and surface dust layer, even taking into account the postulated early intense bombardment, does not contradict the evolutionists' multi-billion year timescale (while not proving it). Unfortunately, attempted counter-responses by creationists have so far failed because of spurious arguments or faulty calculations. Thus, until new evidence is forthcoming, creationists should not continue to use the dust on the moon as evidence against an old age for the moon and the solar system."

Now quit trolling  :D
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

CorbeauEtRenard

Fursuits...

In Arizona...

In the outdoors...

:horrormirth:

You might as well just buy a walk-in microwave.
Art is Dead! (If You Want It)

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on May 02, 2011, 08:38:08 PM
Fursuits...

In Arizona...

In the outdoors...

:horrormirth:

You might as well just buy a walk-in microwave.

Ugh..

Would have to peel that shit off.
Not to mention the smelllllllllll :x
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Adios

Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on May 02, 2011, 08:38:08 PM
Fursuits...

In Arizona...

In the outdoors...

:horrormirth:

You might as well just buy a walk-in microwave.

Doesn't the government already have those?