If Obama can start his 2012 campaign this soon, I can post a poll this soon.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I realize this is overdone. But come on! THE END IS NIGH! Within a few short months we'll all be toast! Right now I'm taking bets on which disaster will destroy the planet next year. If you win, you get the whole pot! What a great deal for you. $15 per ticket. PM your credit card info to me, and you might get lucky!

[Phox]

Fucking M Night Sham... Shyam... That guy who makes crappy movies.

[Freeky]

I picked Shamalamadingdong.  Because he wil.

[Cain]

It definitly wont be a zombie apocalypse, as we have Theories of International Politics and Zombies now on sale, which will provide us with a working strategy to defeat the walking dead menace.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

It definitly wont be a zombie apocalypse, as we have Theories of International Politics and Zombies now on sale, which will provide us with a working strategy to defeat the walking dead menace.

Must.... purchase....

[Cain]

As an intro text, it's not bad.  If I was running a class, I'd certainly put it on the reading list for my first year undergrads.  It also proves Realists just cannot cope with real life problems, such as the end of the Cold War, but cannot even cope with imaginary scenarios.  Some critical theorists think it was a bit harsh as well, but, well, they're critical theorists...

[Cain]

Also, I've decided the world ends because of subliminal messages in the final Twilight film convince legions of retarded fans that they are actually vampires or werewolves and they must "turn" as many people as possible to save the world.  Sadly, this leads only to a lot of creepy stalking and purple prose dialogue, followed by people having their throat ripped out.

The world ends with the final Twilight "vampire" strangling the final Twilight "werewolf" with his own entrails.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Also, I've decided the world ends because of subliminal messages in the final Twilight film convince legions of retarded fans that they are actually vampires or werewolves and they must "turn" as many people as possible to save the world.  Sadly, this leads only to a lot of creepy stalking and purple prose dialogue, followed by people having their throat ripped out.

The world ends with the final Twilight "vampire" strangling the final Twilight "werewolf" with his own entrails.

Disagree. It would obviously be the final Twilight "werewolf" gutting the final Twilight "vampire" with his own  fake magic shop fangs.

TEAM JACOB FOREVER

[Payne]

Nuclear war, on the strct understanding that it will only be waged on the dancefloor.

[Rumckle]

Nuclear war, on the strct understanding that it will only be waged on the dancefloor.

I'm voting for robots, but not robots killing all humans, rather humans developing sex robots and as a result no longer procreating.

[Luna]

I'm gonna go with aliens...  They're gonna come down, look around, and sanitize the planet for the safety and sanity of the rest of the universe.

[President Television]

I'm voting for a war. Voting for a nuclear war. At the GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR.

[ch3mist]

My vote is for something too subtle to be noticed and labeled as causal.

[Eater of Clowns]

Other:  The Nessies are going to rise up and destroy us ahead of schedule.

[Adios]

Other:  The Nessies are going to rise up and destroy us ahead of schedule.

We had Nessie Stew the other night. Other that a slight gamey taste it was pretty good.