Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!

[Richter]

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.

[Richter]

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.

Right?  I only wanted one Stratofortress fuselage to recycle into a lakeside house.  Not even any of the engines ferfucksake. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.

Right?  I only wanted one Stratofortress fuselage to recycle into a lakeside house.  Not even any of the engines ferfucksake. 

The boneyard is selling that shit, cheap.

[Luna]

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Right, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it until I can comment directly.  That reminds me, I need the Blackbird back to test this.  Where did you park it this time?

Right around the corner, at DM AFB.  They have no sense of adventure there, though, no feeling whatsoever for SCIENCE.

Right?  I only wanted one Stratofortress fuselage to recycle into a lakeside house.  Not even any of the engines ferfucksake. 

That... would be awesome...

[Richter]

One wing is the front walk, the other wing is the deck over the lake.

Seriously, I need one.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

Incorrect.  A heart attack lasts for approximately one million years.

I have a feeling that the 30 seconds before you lost consciousness on deathcoaster is the same way...

[East Coast Hustle]

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

If I had fatal cancer I'd go the old-fashioned death with dignity route as soon as it got so bad I couldn't stay lucid.

the shitty part is that frequently it gets that bad while you still have your mind mostly intact.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

If I had fatal cancer I'd go the old-fashioned death with dignity route as soon as it got so bad I couldn't stay lucid.

the shitty part is that frequently it gets that bad while you still have your mind mostly intact.

Yeah... you lose the lucidity mostly because they have to pump you with so many opiates to dull the pain. Then the opiates gradually stop working and they start giving you drugs that make you sleep most of the time. My grandma died of bone cancer when I was 13... her mind would have been fine until the end except for the pain and the drugs.

[Jasper]

I'd prefer a novelty death over a dignified or painless one, but I'm just a nice guy who likes to provide entertainment.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'd prefer a novelty death over a dignified or painless one, but I'm just a nice guy who likes to provide entertainment.

I'd prefer to not be there at the time.

[Jasper]

Me neither, but c'est la vie. 

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVpcZOYHXf0

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

If I'm ever dying of cancer, I'm going to make a concerted effort to die in the lobby of some powerful medical insurance company.

"Sir, can I help you?"

"Apparently not, asshole!" wheeze

[*GrumpButt*]

If I'm ever dying of cancer, I'm going to make a concerted effort to die in the lobby of some powerful medical insurance company.

"Sir, can I help you?"

"Apparently not, asshole!" wheeze