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Started by Adios, May 04, 2011, 04:48:12 PM

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Miss Demeanor

It's the result of a La Nina winter.  Strong tornadoes, lots o' flooding, mass chaos, cats & dogs living together!  Or it's the "end times" as the freaky Christians keep trying to warn me about.....seeing as we've NEVER had this kind of weather before. :roll:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 05, 2011, 05:13:17 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 02:15:11 AM
Why do people live between the Appalachians and the Rockies, anyway?


I have no idea. I see mountains and my brain goes, "ABORT! ABORT! RETURN TO THE SHORE!"

On the other hand, it's 90F with 5% humidity up here.  How's things down in your ice age, lowlander?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

I don't think I've had a Spring this nice in years.  I tend to prefer the 45-65F temp range, myself.  Usually, Spring in Boston consists of Thaw, Rain, one week of nice weather, Rain, then 90 degrees and 85% humididty.

Luna

I could stand for a little more warm, a little less damp...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

East Coast Hustle

Effingham is NOT worse than Ottawa or Joliet.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 07:45:24 PM
Effingham is NOT worse than Ottawa or Joliet.

Effingham IS indeed worse.  In fact, Effingham is almost as bad as fucking MORRIS.

Almost.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

No way. Morris is THE asshole of the universe. Joliet is a close 2nd.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 08:01:37 PM
No way. Morris is THE asshole of the universe.

They have webbed toes, there. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

I can't believe we forgot about Rockford.

See, it breaks down like this:

North of I-70: Morris, Joliet, Rockford, Ottawa, Peru, Moline, Calumet City

On or south of I-70: Effingham, Cairo, Marion, East St. Louis


Hmm...


You're right. We'll fence the entire thing, with the possible exception of the Shawnee Natl. Forest in the far southeast.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

Am I on the inside or the outside of this fence?  You aren't crossing the river right?

And you both forgot about Cahokia..... I mean seriously...

East Coast Hustle

Not only will the fence stop at the river, but what's left of the STL metro area will be GREATLY improved for having Metro East fenced out of existence.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 11:17:03 PM
Not only will the fence stop at the river, but what's left of the STL metro area will be GREATLY improved for having Metro East fenced out of existence.

:lulz: This makes me happy!