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Started by Luna, May 05, 2011, 07:32:01 PM

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Luna

May 05, 2011, 07:32:01 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#2
May 05, 2011, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.

A cat-ear headband... That apparently responds to brainwaves, and the ears move.  They perk up when you're "excited," and droop when you relax.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 05, 2011, 07:35:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.

A cat-ear headband... That apparently responds to brainwaves, and the ears move.  They perk up when you're "excited," and droop when you relax.

AW FUCK.

There is a reason I don't work at the patent office.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#4
May 05, 2011, 07:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:35:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Can't see at work.

A cat-ear headband... That apparently responds to brainwaves, and the ears move.  They perk up when you're "excited," and droop when you relax.

AW FUCK.

There is a reason I don't work at the patent office.

No shit.  These guys are gonna make a goddamn fortune off the furries.  Do wolf ears, bears... 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jasper

#5
May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 05, 2011, 07:49:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.

Do furries breed?  I find that rather hard to believe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#7
May 05, 2011, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:49:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.

Do furries breed?  I find that rather hard to believe.

I could get into the fact that their... costumes... have... erm... cutouts...

But I just ate.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jasper

#8
May 05, 2011, 07:51:29 PM
Then for once, I am more pessimistic than you.  

Woo.  :x

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
May 05, 2011, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 07:49:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
God fucking dammit.  Now people who need brain computer interfaces in order to properly express themselves will have an easier time breeding.

Do furries breed?  I find that rather hard to believe.

I could get into the fact that their... costumes... have... erm... cutouts...

But I just ate.

I'd chalk that up to high hopes and desperation.

I mean, have you SEEN these people?  They couldn't get laid in a morgue.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#10
May 05, 2011, 07:58:06 PM
I have abandoned any hope for any creature no matter how pitiful to fail to reproduce.

In the face of 4 billion years of evolution, even furries can find a way. 

Even DIAPER furries.

What's that Melville quote I'm so fond of?

"...take mankind in mass, and for the most part, they seem a mob of unnecessary duplicates, both contemporary and hereditary."

Babies.  Infinite babies.  The tiny spirals in us demand it, and they will have their way.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 05, 2011, 08:02:08 PM
OH GOD NO

Every teenage girl in Juliet's school is going to want a pair.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#12
May 05, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS. 

Fuck you, consumerism.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
May 05, 2011, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 08:05:04 PM
So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS. 

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#14
May 05, 2011, 08:11:07 PM
I think they're neat. :(
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