Oh, what the hell...

[Elder Iptuous]

Sig, it's not like they blew the wad on cat ears.  we can still have the cool stuff, but in the mean time, parting fools with their money seems a worthwhile endeavor.
i, for one, saw this and thought, "why didn't i think of that?!"

(i had already, however, thought of a similar thing, which i might develop and sell to steam punks...)

[Jasper]

So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS.  

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?  

It is like eating poo that was pooped out of people who eat poop.  That's how it is, you awful old man.

What the hell did you grey haired 20th century bastards do with Flash Gordon?  Where is he?!  

[Luna]

I think they're neat.

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think they're neat.

That's because you have the wrong values.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS.  

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?  

It is like eating poo that was pooped out of people who eat poop.  That's how it is, you awful old man.

What the hell did you grey haired 20th century bastards do with Flash Gordon?  Where is he?!  

We blew it all on hookers and blow in the 70s, junk bonds in the 80s, day trading in the 90s, and a couple of fun little wars in the oughts. 

Sorry about that.   

[Freeky]

I think they're neat.

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.

I know two furries who aren't going to be able to get these... 

[Luna]

I think they're neat.

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think they're neat.

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.

I know two furries who aren't going to be able to get these... 

Yep.  Von Melee and Mayhem, newly homeless. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think they're neat.

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.  

Beware your voice mail, lady.

[Freeky]

I think they're neat.

They are...  It's just that the furries are gonna do 'em to death.

I know two furries who aren't going to be able to get these... 

Yep.  Von Melee and Mayhem, newly homeless. 

It makes me want to go drive around and see their comeuppance personally.  I'm not going to, but I WANT to.

[Jasper]

So many cool things could be done with this technology, but no, we get CAT EARS.  

Fuck you, consumerism.

SO, HOW'S THAT FUTURE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?  

It is like eating poo that was pooped out of people who eat poop.  That's how it is, you awful old man.

What the hell did you grey haired 20th century bastards do with Flash Gordon?  Where is he?!  

We blew it all on hookers and blow in the 70s, junk bonds in the 80s, day trading in the 90s, and a couple of fun little wars in the oughts.  

Sorry about that.  

I just had a nice thought.

The First Strike party:  "I'm M.A.D. as hell, and I'm not going to ta-"

[Don Coyote]

I think they're neat.

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.  

I want telepathic tentacle hat/face covering thing.
"You make my nondescript facial appendages quiver in anticipation"

[Luna]

I think they're neat.

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.  

Beware your voice mail, lady.

It had to be said.  I'll take my lumps.

[Freeky]

I think they're neat.

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.  

I want telepathic tentacle hat/face covering thing.
"You make my nondescript facial appendages quiver in anticipation"

[Luna]

I think they're neat.

That's because you have the wrong values.

Telepathic cat ears.  

I want telepathic tentacle hat/face covering thing.
"You make my nondescript facial appendages quiver in anticipation"

Now THERE is a pickup line that'd get your... tentacles... slapped.