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ITT, I'M NOT AS DRUNK AS I SHOULD BE.

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 06, 2011, 06:21:00 AM

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Suu

#15
May 06, 2011, 12:50:43 PM
...Dare I even ask?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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East Coast Hustle

#16
May 06, 2011, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 10:39:14 AM
How do I get out of this mess, and what should I do?

Shoot your way out, change identities and move to Madagascar.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#17
May 06, 2011, 05:09:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 06, 2011, 12:50:43 PM
...Dare I even ask?

Yes, you dare ask, but the answer is "only if I'm pitching".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
May 06, 2011, 05:10:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 10:39:14 AM
How do I get out of this mess, and what should I do?

What ECH said, plus you have to drive a Packard and talk like James Cagney, see?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#19
May 06, 2011, 05:19:14 PM
Is it wise to call Buzz Aldrin a coward and a liar to his face?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

East Coast Hustle

#20
May 06, 2011, 05:44:56 PM
No, but he'll wise you up pretty quick, so I say go ahead.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#21
May 06, 2011, 05:51:25 PM
So I kind of had an accident with this hooker and was wondering if you wouldn't mind dumping this large heavy chest into the ocean for me. Could you help me out?

President Television

#22
May 06, 2011, 05:53:40 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:44:56 PM
No, but he'll wise you up pretty quick, so I say go ahead.

:lulz:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

East Coast Hustle

#23
May 06, 2011, 05:58:23 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 06, 2011, 05:51:25 PM
So I kind of had an accident with this hooker and was wondering if you wouldn't mind dumping this large heavy chest into the ocean for me. Could you help me out?

Is the body still warm? I can pimp her out on the ship until she goes cold, so I'll do it for free. If she's already chilly and in rigor, it's gonna cost you a beer or three.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#24
May 06, 2011, 06:00:07 PM
Sort of luke warm, but if you throw it under a warming lamp it should be good to go.
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