Sometimes, you really ARE at the center of a vast Kafka-esque conspiracy.

[The Wizard]

That's fucking wrong. Thing's are pretty bad when the cops are setting up crimes so they can bust them.

How's the War on Terror, fellas?

[Freeky]

Status report: February, 2011.

They're trolling each other again.  Again.

 I'd want to see the intel on us.  That'd be so much LAIL!  

"Subject TGRR does not appear to be a threat to national security, but he is an incredible prick.  Disappear him, because he called me a dumbass."

[Don Coyote]

So....I should or shouldn't try to get into Army Intel considering my bad habit of logging into PD from government computers?

[Freeky]

So....I should or shouldn't try to get into Army Intel considering my bad habit of logging into PD from government computers?

YOU TOTALLY SHOULD.

[Telarus]

Use us as a reference. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Status report: February, 2011.

They're trolling each other again.  Again.

I love the air of quiet desperation this manages to convey.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

That's fucking wrong. Thing's are pretty bad when the cops are setting up crimes so they can bust them.

How's the War on Terror, fellas?

They were doing it with drugs way before that. Ever since entrapment was legalized back in the Gipper years, at least.
"Hey, can you get me some powder?"
"I don't fool with it, I wouldn't know."
*flashes fat bankroll* "C'mon, you're local, you've gotta know somebody..."...till the target says ALRIGHT ALREADY STFU.

This is the same thing. This should've told Brady to run like a scalded cat:

Bryan kept pushing Brady toward more radical "real militant action," asked Brady to teach him how to make Molotov cocktails, and hinted that he wanted to "make explosives" and do some "property damage" at Weyerhaeuser or at CEOs' houses, Brady remembers.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Wait until they catch up and realize you predicted the Canadian election, Roger. The Feds will be knocking down your door to interrogate you on where you got your info.