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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, May 08, 2011, 05:19:04 PM

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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 09, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 08, 2011, 11:36:19 PM
That thought will be cold comfort to the first Californian refugee I see trying to illegally cross the Cascadia border. :lulz:
I thought the plan was to let northern California join Cascadia and southern California sink into the ocean.

The bay area is fully capable of running Northern California on it's own, and staying the fuck out of Cascadia.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 10, 2011, 04:12:53 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 09, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 08, 2011, 11:36:19 PM
That thought will be cold comfort to the first Californian refugee I see trying to illegally cross the Cascadia border. :lulz:
I thought the plan was to let northern California join Cascadia and southern California sink into the ocean.

The bay area is fully capable of running Northern California on it's own, and staying the fuck out of Cascadia.

You want to put San Jose in charge of that shit? I'm not sure that's a good idea.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 10, 2011, 04:12:53 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 09, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 08, 2011, 11:36:19 PM
That thought will be cold comfort to the first Californian refugee I see trying to illegally cross the Cascadia border. :lulz:
I thought the plan was to let northern California join Cascadia and southern California sink into the ocean.

The bay area is fully capable of running Northern California on it's own, and staying the fuck out of Cascadia.

Have you ever BEEN there? :lulz:

They can't even manage a city! SF is an overpriced heroin den, Oakland is nothing but gangsters and White-guys-with-dreds stoners, and San Jose has Lizzay, balanced out by about 900,000 googletards who live in the part of NorCal that's desperately trying to be Socal. And don't even get me started on the smaller cities.

Richmond? Vallejo? fucking Mountain View?
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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 10, 2011, 04:21:32 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 10, 2011, 04:12:53 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 09, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 08, 2011, 11:36:19 PM
That thought will be cold comfort to the first Californian refugee I see trying to illegally cross the Cascadia border. :lulz:
I thought the plan was to let northern California join Cascadia and southern California sink into the ocean.

The bay area is fully capable of running Northern California on it's own, and staying the fuck out of Cascadia.

Have you ever BEEN there? :lulz:

They can't even manage a city! SF is an overpriced heroin den, Oakland is nothing but gangsters and White-guys-with-dreds stoners, and San Jose has Lizzay, balanced out by about 900,000 googletards who live in the part of NorCal that's desperately trying to be Socal. And don't even get me started on the smaller cities.

Richmond? Vallejo? fucking Mountain View?

All the more reason to keep them the fuck out of Cascadia.  And overpriced heroin dens tend to be very profitable.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

East Coast Hustle

I agree about the "staying the fuck out of Cascadia" part, I was just taking issue with the part where it seemed as though you were making the assertion that those asstards were capable of managing their own affairs in anything resembling a competent manner.

I mean, just look at their state now. Contemplating a horrible dystopian future for CA isn't even necessary. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Laughin Jude

I feel kind of bad making fun of California. It's like laughing at the Special Olympics.
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Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 11, 2011, 07:18:09 PM
I feel kind of bad making fun of California. It's like laughing at the Special Olympics.

Isn't that why they both exist?
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Cain

Why are you even directing questions my way Vex?  I thought I made it perfectly clear what I think of you, and vice-versa.  Are you suffering from some kind of mental illness where you compartmentalize events from one thread to another?  I have absolutely no interest in talking to you or spending any time on your questions.

Jenne

HATERS GOTTA HATE.

Sorry, Folks, but the way of CA is the way of most of the rest of the nation.  Laugh it up, but you're ALL going to Hell in a handbasket.  We just do it FIRST and do it WORST.

Still the 10th largest economy in the world, still carrying MOST  of the other state's budgets through the Feds with our tax contributions.  We have the largest immigrant population and their kids that we have to teach--the majority of non-English speakers reside here.  That's what we have to work with, with an ever-decreasing budget.

And y'all are behind the fucking times--it's actually no longer "North" vs. "South" in CA but instead "coast" vs. "non-coast" (or more aptly named, West vs. East).

So, again, laugh it up, Fuzzballs.  The more you do, the more it does sound like sour grapes.  Fact is, nowhere is not fucked up in the US (or anywhere on the planet, for that matter).

(sorry, I love love love CA and I DO recognize it's full of shit and going down the tubes...but I still can't imagine living anywhere else)