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ANYONE GOT A BASEBALL BAT?!

Started by Suu, May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM

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Suu

May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
I'M ABOUT TO GO FUCKING OFFICE SPACE ON MY PRINTER.

SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND STOP ME. OTHERWISE I AM THROWING THIS OUT OF THE 3RD FLOOR WINDOW IN ABOUT 3 MINUTES.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#1
May 10, 2011, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
I'M ABOUT TO GO FUCKING OFFICE SPACE ON MY PRINTER.

SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND STOP ME. OTHERWISE I AM THROWING THIS OUT OF THE 3RD FLOOR WINDOW IN ABOUT 3 MINUTES.

AIM FOR INNOCENT BYSTANDER

LMNO

#2
May 10, 2011, 08:23:13 PM
BELAY THAT - NO ONE IS INNOCENT.

PROCEED WITHOUT CAUTION.

Thurnez Isa

#3
May 10, 2011, 08:27:04 PM
Wont help
Every time you destroy one printer
ANOTHER ONE POPS UP TO TAKE IT'S PLACE
:argh!:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

AFK

#4
May 10, 2011, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
I'M ABOUT TO GO FUCKING OFFICE SPACE ON MY PRINTER.

SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND STOP ME. OTHERWISE I AM THROWING THIS OUT OF THE 3RD FLOOR WINDOW IN ABOUT 3 MINUTES.

I'll stop you, just long enough to throw in some C4 and boot up the video camera. 

SCIENCE!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#5
May 10, 2011, 08:45:57 PM
SCIENCE!

No really, the papers are done. Fuckers. Now the printer is being a cunt.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#6
May 10, 2011, 08:52:00 PM
Isn't it amazing.  The crazy, shiny technology we have these days and we still can't make printers that don't jam up when you so much as breathe on them wrong. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#7
May 10, 2011, 08:56:41 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 10, 2011, 08:52:00 PM
Isn't it amazing.  The crazy, shiny technology we have these days and we still can't make printers that don't jam up when you so much as breathe on them wrong. 

Tell me about it.

<-- just spent 20 minutes digging shreds of check stock out of a printer.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

#8
May 10, 2011, 09:06:04 PM
This isn't exactly the newest printer, but I know it's still within 5 years, it has to be. Sure, I've abused the shit out of it, but REALLY? You gotta shit out DURING MY FINALS?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#9
May 10, 2011, 09:07:22 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 10, 2011, 09:06:04 PM
This isn't exactly the newest printer, but I know it's still within 5 years, it has to be. Sure, I've abused the shit out of it, but REALLY? You gotta shit out DURING MY FINALS?!

Of course.  If it went any other time, it wouldn't drive you bugshit.   :|
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
May 11, 2011, 08:17:11 AM
there's a bat on the passenger side floor board in my car.
come get it

Lies

#11
May 11, 2011, 08:27:30 AM
Sounds like someones got a case of the mondays.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

East Coast Hustle

#12
May 11, 2011, 04:32:10 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 11, 2011, 08:27:30 AM
Sounds like someones got a case of the mondays.

:lulz:
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