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So it's mothers day

Started by Thurnez Isa, May 08, 2011, 06:04:52 PM

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Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 01:12:47 PM
I bought my wife a toilet for Mother's Day. 

Yep.  We have this ugly pinkish thing we've had since we bought the house.  Never really got around to replacing it mostly because the sink is the same color, and fuck me if I'm going to mess around with that shit. 

So she was joking one day a couple weeks ago that she's like a nice normal white toilet for Mother's Day.

Today my wife learned never to joke about those sorts of things around me ever again.   :evil:


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You evil man R.W.H.N.  LoL

Mother's Day is all fine and dandy on the Sunday-But Fuck All-the next day is just doubled the stuff that needs to be done-due to taking "a day off".
I say the hell with Mother's day.
:argh!:

AFK

Careful with that.  It's a little known fact that Hallmark is in cahoots with the NSA.  You go dissing one of their money-makers and you'll be wearing boot-treads on your face. 
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