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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2011, 05:06:39 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2011, 05:07:37 pm »
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

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Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

I had to call him 2 years ago.

"Roger, this shit is unacceptable. Make it stop."

"Okay."

Sure as fucking hell it stopped raining in like 5 minutes.  General Stuart was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"


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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2011, 05:19:04 pm »


I just had to dig through the Buttcave for that one. Man, we have some fucking GOLD in there.
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2011, 06:05:58 pm »

"But...  But...  I cast a spell for good weather all Pennsic, what did you DOooo?"

At this point, you're legally allowed to pimp slap her til she can't stand up, and then throw in the boot a bit.

Nah, I just laughed, and told her that the wait for the laundromat dryers was about six hours, and suggested that she wasn't the ONLY one who could twist the weather.

She went out of her way to NOT piss me off for the rest of Pennsic.
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2011, 07:59:08 pm »
wolololol, one day I will troll again and this place will be on my list of places to visit.

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2011, 08:21:26 pm »
It is great to go over and just read. I spend my time going /omfg-facepalm and /wtf-ROFL
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2011, 10:15:57 pm »
Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2011, 04:00:39 pm »
Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?

The what now?!
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2011, 04:01:58 pm »
Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?

The what now?!

I may have to go look...

Explainy, please?
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 pm »
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2011, 07:17:56 pm »
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Well at least someones getting some.....  :x
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« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2011, 07:18:45 pm »
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Lovely.     :roll:
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2011, 07:22:36 pm »
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Wow.  :lol:

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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2011, 07:25:14 pm »
Doing a search over there now. Nothing is coming up atm. Damn I wish someone could remember her name...
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Re: Shit over at MW....
« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2011, 07:30:13 pm »
Doing a search over there now. Nothing is coming up atm. Damn I wish someone could remember her name...

Actually I think it was Mithrea and she's dead.