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Started by *GrumpButt*, May 09, 2011, 12:36:25 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

I had to call him 2 years ago.

"Roger, this shit is unacceptable. Make it stop."

"Okay."

Sure as fucking hell it stopped raining in like 5 minutes.  General Stuart was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"


:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu



I just had to dig through the Buttcave for that one. Man, we have some fucking GOLD in there.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:00:41 PM

"But...  But...  I cast a spell for good weather all Pennsic, what did you DOooo?"

At this point, you're legally allowed to pimp slap her til she can't stand up, and then throw in the boot a bit.

Nah, I just laughed, and told her that the wait for the laundromat dryers was about six hours, and suggested that she wasn't the ONLY one who could twist the weather.

She went out of her way to NOT piss me off for the rest of Pennsic.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

wolololol, one day I will troll again and this place will be on my list of places to visit.

*GrumpButt*

It is great to go over and just read. I spend my time going /omfg-facepalm and /wtf-ROFL
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 10, 2011, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 10:15:57 PM
Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?

The what now?!

I may have to go look...

Explainy, please?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Well at least someones getting some.....  :x
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Lovely.     :roll:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eve Hill

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Wow.  :lol:

*GrumpButt*

Doing a search over there now. Nothing is coming up atm. Damn I wish someone could remember her name...
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:25:14 PM
Doing a search over there now. Nothing is coming up atm. Damn I wish someone could remember her name...

Actually I think it was Mithrea and she's dead.