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Started by *GrumpButt*, May 09, 2011, 12:36:25 AM

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Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

Yup, that totally makes sense :lulz: I can't imagine a level of self esteem that that kind of bullshit wouldn't bolster.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 08:06:32 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
nnnnnn/mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?239036-spell-to-change-physical-appearance&p=4314032#post4314032

I watched teh Craft movie. Can I haz spell to make me teh prettay?

LOL

That there are people actually replying to this.......
SPELL TO MAKE MW GRRLS TEH PRETTAY

CAST TEH SERKEL AND CALL TEH QUARTERS. DOLLERS TOO BECUZ PPL LAIK MUNNAY. MAK FIER. THROW DING DONGS AND BACON CHEEZEBURGERS ONNIT. EAT SALID. DANCE ALOT GET TEH SWEAT. TAKE BATH NAO, YUO STINK. GET DRESSED BUT NOT ALL STOOPIT. PUT ON MAEKUP BUT NOT ALL FUCKED UP LIEK YUO ALWAYS DO.

:lulz::potd::lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

Yup, that totally makes sense :lulz: I can't imagine a level of self esteem that that kind of bullshit wouldn't bolster.

Exactly, it's cheaper than the happy pills....

Adios

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

That was the best thread EVAR.  What like 15 pages of ppl screaming about how you SHOULD NOT buy biscuits b/c it was encroaching on their freedoms?

OMG TEH BISCUITS! EBILLL BISCUITS!!!!
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

The fatman killed PP.  What the HELL were they thinking of, making that fraud a "forum guide"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:14:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

The fatman killed PP.  What the HELL were they thinking of, making that fraud a "forum guide"?

Thinking? I thought we were talking about MW?  :?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


None of them do that shit, they just say they do.

It's like that "Book of Shadows" garbage.  You know it's just a spiral notebook full of bad Goth/emo poetry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


Wait...

Did i miss a post about that?
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


None of them do that shit, they just say they do.

It's like that "Book of Shadows" garbage.  You know it's just a spiral notebook full of bad Goth/emo poetry.

Don't forget all the drawings of all the magickal fairies, dragons, Gods that they have seen.

And all the Love Spell components.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


Wait...

Did i miss a post about that?

Nah, that's just me, thinking that somebody was trolling the gullible even back then, seeing who'd actually DO that shit and remove themselves from the gene pool.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

That was the best thread EVAR.  What like 15 pages of ppl screaming about how you SHOULD NOT buy biscuits b/c it was encroaching on their freedoms?

OMG TEH BISCUITS! EBILLL BISCUITS!!!!

WTF?  :lulz: I need to know more!
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:18:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


None of them do that shit, they just say they do.

It's like that "Book of Shadows" garbage.  You know it's just a spiral notebook full of bad Goth/emo poetry.

Don't forget all the drawings of all the magickal fairies, dragons, Gods that they have seen.

And all the Love Spell components.

I have a love spell.  No, really.  It goes like this:

1.  Stop pretending to have mahjgickqual powers, and worrying about who's "qualified" to be a really real high priestess in a made up religion.

2.  Take a fucking bath/shower.

3.  Dress like a Goddamn adult.

4.  Go outside and meet people.

5.  Never, ever bring up that you were in any way associated with Paganism, until the day you die.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.