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Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 09, 2011, 12:51:50 PM

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Suu

I learned recently that I hate the feeling of being drunk.  Buzzed, fine...drunk, NO. Hungover? HELL NO.
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LMNO

"Getting drunk is better than being drunk."
-LMNO, circa 1992.

Xooxe

I realised I was drinking about 20 units in a night, once a week. Now down to 6 and it feels almost the same with an easier hangover. Just as much fun with less chance of dying in a really boring way.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 02:07:33 PM
"Getting drunk is better than being drunk."
-LMNO, circa 1992.

Yep.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

I swear, I've done more drinking in the past year than I have in my entire life up to this point. 

Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

I wouldn't brag about it. Just sayin'.
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Cainad (dec.)

Re: OP

I thought that was supposed to be a daily MINIMUM for maintaining a Scottish metabolism :?

P3nT4gR4m

Problem with scottish metabolism is it's only supposed to last you to your mid 30's

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 09, 2011, 03:52:15 PM
Problem with scottish metabolism is it's only supposed to last you to your mid 30's

Then the haggis just collects just above your kilt?
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 09, 2011, 03:53:53 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 09, 2011, 03:52:15 PM
Problem with scottish metabolism is it's only supposed to last you to your mid 30's

Then the haggis just collects just above your kilt?

No, generally it's liver failure and/or coronary thrombosis

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 01:56:03 PM
There are so many conventions out there for measuring binge drinking that after awhile, it becomes pretty meaningless.  For an adult person, the more important thing is whether or not their pattern of drinking is negatively impacting their life.  Socially, physically, etc.  

Yeah. I call this the "does it make you feel ooky?" guideline.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 03:13:43 PM
I swear, I've done more drinking in the past year than I have in my entire life up to this point. 

Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

It's a divorce thing. Trust me. I'm the resident expert on divorce.
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LMNO

Quote from: Nigel on May 09, 2011, 03:56:32 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 01:56:03 PM
There are so many conventions out there for measuring binge drinking that after awhile, it becomes pretty meaningless.  For an adult person, the more important thing is whether or not their pattern of drinking is negatively impacting their life.  Socially, physically, etc. 

Yeah. I call this the "does it make you feel ooky?" guideline.

You bet.  I've learned to pay attention to that, "what the fuck am I doing?" feeling.

P3nT4gR4m

Okay so I have 14 tins of fosters in the fridge. I'll drink half tonite then half tomorrow then I'll see how I get on with a couple of nights dry until the weekend  :|

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 09, 2011, 03:57:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 09, 2011, 03:56:32 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 01:56:03 PM
There are so many conventions out there for measuring binge drinking that after awhile, it becomes pretty meaningless.  For an adult person, the more important thing is whether or not their pattern of drinking is negatively impacting their life.  Socially, physically, etc. 

Yeah. I call this the "does it make you feel ooky?" guideline.

You bet.  I've learned to pay attention to that, "what the fuck am I doing?" feeling.

It gets confusing when you get older and things that TOTALLY DID NOT MAKE YOU FEEL OOKY five years ago make you feel a bit like you want to die the next day. For me, it took a while to adjust my behavior down. Like, having four drinks last night at the show. I even made sure to drink a whole pint of water in between each. Still, that shit's a no-go for me these days. And that was whiskey... if I'd had four beers I wouldn't be on the computer right now, I'd be on the toilet crying.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."