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Hey Charley....

Started by Elder Iptuous, May 09, 2011, 04:11:10 PM

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Elder Iptuous

You had that thread about crazy impractical vehicular awesomeness that MUST HAVE!

I can't find it...  (i can't get search on PD to bend to my will evar...)

but i saw this and i wanted to add it to the thread:
Be the King of the Lake!


Dear god, I could genuinely hurt myself with one of those. WANT!!!!!

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This looks awfully familiar...

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.


I know for a fact that if I strapped myself into one of those, I'd accidentally shoot myself into the boat headfirst in five seconds.

Elder Iptuous

i would guess you put a gyro in it to ensure that it would not jet sideways at any point?  surely, it wouldn't just rely on the weight of the water hose to keep it upright? 
what were those backyard water toys called?  Wacky Water Worm or something.  little plastic cap on the end of a hose that would fly around spraying water in much the same way as this gentleman pictured above?  it would randomly fly sideways and bean the crap out of your still-soft-in-the-crown skull every so often...


Oh, wow...

8 minutes, at up to 190 miles per hour.  Mind, he had to launch from a helicopter, and use a parachute to land...  But this is awesome.
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Elder Iptuous

Hay Charley!
remember this one? (i think it was in the other thread...)

Guess who wants to use it?!


Don Coyote

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Triple Zero

Pretty sure that's the Decepticon's logo.
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