The New American Dream

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I STILL think throwing ECH in charge of a bar staffed entirely by people from this forum would make an awesome reality show. 

YES. THIS. 
Also, not a "nice" bar. An out-on-the-highway, sweeping-up-eyeballs bar. FTW.

I was thinking along the lines of a "Hotel California" bar.....   

Well, the reality is, you'd have the "open bar" thread, only with added drunken stupidity.

 

With ropes, handcuffs and ball gags?

[Luna]

I STILL think throwing ECH in charge of a bar staffed entirely by people from this forum would make an awesome reality show. 

YES. THIS. 
Also, not a "nice" bar. An out-on-the-highway, sweeping-up-eyeballs bar. FTW.

I was thinking along the lines of a "Hotel California" bar.....   

Well, the reality is, you'd have the "open bar" thread, only with added drunken stupidity.

 

With ropes, handcuffs and ball gags?

One would ho...  Erm...

Nevermind.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I STILL think throwing ECH in charge of a bar staffed entirely by people from this forum would make an awesome reality show. 

YES. THIS. 
Also, not a "nice" bar. An out-on-the-highway, sweeping-up-eyeballs bar. FTW.

I was thinking along the lines of a "Hotel California" bar.....   

Well, the reality is, you'd have the "open bar" thread, only with added drunken stupidity.

True, but but there would be customers.
Customers with bubba caps.