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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cuddlefish, May 10, 2011, 04:18:36 AM

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Cuddlefish

May 10, 2011, 04:18:36 AM
You can't walk the walk if you can talk the walk.

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You believe? I GARAUNTEE!

One horse doesn't ride the other, and a camel doesn't hump itself (more of a question, really).  Why should you? WHY NOT! An infinity within a singularity! UNBELIEVABLE! Too real to be true. Too weird to be just a bad idea. Really, that is the question.

And what's your answer? I tell you: a cat named Larry. Believe it. The whole sky in a dot, a speck the size of THE WHOLE DAMN THING! Put down the strings and let Her show you what She's made of. She will, just not on the first date, Larry. She's made of things you wouldn't believe.

Fnord spore and steven yeahs a ghost, Amen. Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean the Truth is real, and just because the truth is wrong is no reason not to believe it. Tricky. A cat named Larry, in a box, maybe he's still breathing, maybe he's on a spaceship to the moon. Ah, well. Just roll the dice. Falling down forever aint so bad, because you might as well be flying up (hint: "up" is "up"?).

Take a bite outta time. 
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
May 10, 2011, 04:31:54 AM
Can I have some of that acid?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cuddlefish

#2
May 10, 2011, 05:27:15 AM
None to speak of, but then again, why even speak!?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

#3
May 10, 2011, 05:32:00 AM
Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon.

Water and diamonds. Maybe people too?

Stuff from the stars, no doubt.

The plot, it thickens, it does... .. .
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

#4
May 10, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
I speak in no certain terms.

I assure you.

There are no certain terms.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 10, 2011, 05:53:18 AM
Are you OK?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 10, 2011, 02:46:37 PM
Oh, okay, so it's Dimo who stole my cactus.

There will be an accounting.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
May 10, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
The take a bite out of time line had me chuckling, since I heard it in McGruff the Crime dog's voice.
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