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I liked how they introduced her, like "her mother died in an insane asylum thinking she was Queen Victoria" and my thought was, I like where I think this is going. I was not disappointed.

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Started by Subtract Eight!, May 10, 2011, 04:33:03 PM

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Subtract Eight!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS

My money says S8 is Yatto.

Will check tonight.
I am HE.
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Luna

Quote from: Jenne on May 11, 2011, 07:33:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 08:11:43 AM
so like... did his cat pee on all his stuff or puke on his bed or something?

sometimes i wanna punch all my cats in the face, then they give me those big dumb eyes and i just pat them on the head instead.

one of em peed on top of my dryer. asshole.

THIS.  Damned furry fucks always lookin too damned cute to grind up for meat.

If they didn't, I'd have new fuzzy slippers, I swear.

But, they keep me company when I'm sad, so, they live.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Miss Demeanor

I tend to hate people but am a big ol' softy when it comes to cats.  I recently saved a kitten who had a bad, bad virus in one eye.  My vet and I managed to save her but not the vision in that eye.  Now she has one dark eye and one good eye.  She a fuckin' princess and gets canned food twice a day.......just cause she's so adorable and has this sweet little mew.  Godamnit, I'm so weak.
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Luna

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2011, 09:45:41 PM
I tend to hate people but am a big ol' softy when it comes to cats.  I recently saved a kitten who had a bad, bad virus in one eye.  My vet and I managed to save her but not the vision in that eye.  Now she has one dark eye and one good eye.  She a fuckin' princess and gets canned food twice a day.......just cause she's so adorable and has this sweet little mew.  Godamnit, I'm so weak.

Mine get canned food ONLY as a treat.  They barf it back up, anyway because they scarf it down so fast.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

*GrumpButt*

Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Then get a dawg.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:54:51 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Then get a dawg.

Already have three.

1. Hubby's dog, like 15 years old. GOD I HATE HIM.

2. Little yap dog.

3. 75 pound black lab.

*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That, there, is love.

Any animal considerate enough to mess on easily cleaned porcelain (rather than, oh, CARPET) is a good critter.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: Luna on May 11, 2011, 11:02:20 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Oh yeah, nothing better than stepping in warm cat puke and having it squish up between your toes.

Bearbear (just died last week) used to pee and poo in my tub if he couldn't get out lol.

I am looking for a new kitteh, husband is going to try to find me a new one. Even though he is allergic to cats and they make him sick as hell.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That, there, is love.

Any animal considerate enough to mess on easily cleaned porcelain (rather than, oh, CARPET) is a good critter.

He was the best cat EVAR.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I hate cats, they drive me fucking crazy. Especially kittens.

Which is why I somehow always end up rescuing the fuckers when someone finds a feral litter and feeding them mush off my fingers every two hours 24 hours a day and then keeping the most retarded/damaged one when I can't find a good home for it.  :x

Fucking cats.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS

My money says S8 is Yatto.

Will check tonight.

I thought S8 has been here ages before Yatto. But he does have the same "voice" yeah.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 12, 2011, 01:05:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
yes,
with great honor and no dignity I DO SIR.

SMITE ME BACK TO THE COUGHINS

My money says S8 is Yatto.

Will check tonight.

I thought S8 has been here ages before Yatto. But he does have the same "voice" yeah.

It's not Yatto.

It's some other retard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

sorry guys it was all just ramblings right

i actually to have a pretty kitty shes maya and bright yellow

she was on cam like earlier in the thread  but she ran away, me and a few of my friend were watching the webcam of her

i have spent a looong time posting on forums

this is definitely my favourite or highly regarded one since i use sptnikmusicforums mainly.

im 21 i bought illuminatis qwhen i was 14 my life was changed at that point i quickly found this place and had a few accounts i would always check in to see what was happening, everything here has been very valuable to me, i have taken a HUGE amount of knowledge and wisdom and advice and mcusic and ideas, this is probably the most significantly creative part of the internet on the world

but seriously all i want to be is funny and that is all i will do i am loner yes but i always end with positive sprits no matter what, those months in the psych ward  have done me well.

here is my music, my only redeeming fact.

i try to get by without but its my crutch i guess, i cant do without it

http://soundcloud.com/exquisiteghost

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Subtract Eight! on May 12, 2011, 02:20:06 AM
i have spent a looong time posting on forums

im 21


These two statements are mutually exclusive.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

I dunno, Nigel, I was cybering on the interbutts since I was 12. :lol: