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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2011, 06:32:10 pm »
This thread delivers!!!

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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2011, 06:46:04 pm »
So...  George Washington.  Cherry tree.

What happened?
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2011, 06:48:08 pm »
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 06:46:04 pm
So...  George Washington.  Cherry tree.

What happened?

True fact:  Some minister named Mason Locke Weems completely made it up, as a moral lesson in honesty.

Nothing I could ever think of is funnier than that.  Sorry.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2011, 06:49:24 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 06:48:08 pm
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 06:46:04 pm
So...  George Washington.  Cherry tree.

What happened?

True fact:  Some minister named Mason Locke Weems completely made it up, as a moral lesson in honesty.

Nothing I could ever think of is funnier than that.  Sorry.

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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2011, 06:50:38 pm »
The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret  :lulz:
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2011, 06:52:10 pm »
The Battle of Thermopylae: What gives?
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2011, 06:55:38 pm »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 10, 2011, 06:52:10 pm
The Battle of Thermopylae: What gives?

While we're there...  Lysistrata.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2011, 07:00:11 pm »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 10, 2011, 06:52:10 pm
The Battle of Thermopylae: What gives?

Well, that's a touchy subject to many Greeks.  The official story is that the Greeks were wiped out due to the treason of a local named Ephialtes, who led the Persians around the back way to outflank the Greeks on the 2d day of the actual battle.

But here's the real story:  Not knowing he was being outflanked, Leonidas dismissed the bulk of the army, keeping only 300 Spartans, 400 Thebans, and 700 Thespians.  Now, what good he thought 700 actors would do is left to your imagination, but the end result was predictable.  The Thespians kept stopping to deliver asides, and the Persians - being no-nonsense people - stabbed them.  The battle was over within another day.

The Greeks, however, managed to defeat the Persian navy with Salamis (How they beat them with sandwich meat is a mystery, but it IS established fact, look it up for yourself), and eventually, the Greeks beat the Persians at the battle of placenta (which is pretty fucking gross, if you ask me).
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2011, 07:03:12 pm »
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 06:55:38 pm
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 10, 2011, 06:52:10 pm
The Battle of Thermopylae: What gives?

While we're there...  Lysistrata.

That's a play.  You'll have to ask someone else about that.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2011, 07:07:49 pm »
What really happened during the Apollo 13 mission?
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2011, 07:11:26 pm »
How was Marie Antoinette in the sack?
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2011, 07:12:50 pm »
Speaking along those lines, let's hear the real story behind Catherine the Great and that horse.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2011, 07:15:12 pm »
Quote from: Eve Hill on May 10, 2011, 07:07:49 pm
What really happened during the Apollo 13 mission?

Good one.  The official story has more holes in it than Gabrielle Gifford.  Supposedly, an oxygen tank exploded, tearing a hole in the side of the service module, also causing their electrical power to fail.

However, we all know that oxygen isn't explosive, or our atmosphere would blow up the first time someone carelessly lit a cigarette.

No, what really happened is that Ken Mattingly, the original CM pilot, got a case of the ass when he was yanked from the mission.  Calling in old gambling debts, Mattingly was able to have a bomb put aboard the spaceship.  The bomb would have destroyed the spaceship entirely, but Richard Nixon had caught wind of the plot, and had Spiro Agnew stow away in the service module with a scuba tank.  Agnew's bulk absorbed most of the explosion, but tragically, Agnew was blown into space, where he froze solid, eventually reentering as a solid block of blubber that impacted on some lady's house in England, killing her stone dead.  This was blamed on a passing airliner's "faulty" septic plug.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2011, 07:17:30 pm »
Tunguska Explosion of 1908.  Meteor, or Tesla fucking about?
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2011, 07:21:49 pm »
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 10, 2011, 07:11:26 pm
How was Marie Antoinette in the sack?

Her cake brought all the peasants to the yard.
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