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Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: The Hoopla on June 15, 2017, 01:08:52 pm ---
--- Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on October 03, 2016, 06:39:19 am ---Who was Jack the Ripper the Zodiac killer? (apparently someone did ripper already)

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I'll take "A Texas senator" for 500, Alex!

Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 05:14:17 pm ---
--- Quote from: Luna on November 17, 2011, 06:11:03 pm ---The first Thanksgiving.  What REALLY happened?

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These puritan settlers, they come here and grow a shitload of food, and they invite these freeloader Indians over for dinner.  Said freeloaders get a gander at the glory that is White women, and they are utterly unable to restrain themselves...They get into the booze and steal a bunch of blankets from smallpox victims, and then there's like 50 wars where we have to defend ourselves against them when they attack settlers that started farms on empty land.  They were, of course, after the women.  I have it on good authority that all non-White males exist only to rape White women, when they aren't swilling gin and juice and swiping bedclothes.

Then we decided to give them some nice land of their own, and wouldn't you know it?  Half of the lazy bastards drop dead just walking there.

But the survivors learned to speak a real language and live in proper houses, so every year we have "Thanksgiving", where we sort of thank Baby Jesus for allowing us to help the helpless and feeble-minded Indians that obviously couldn't exist without us.

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I need this for elsewhere.

Chelagoras The Boulder:
Why are vegans?

Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 31, 2021, 02:39:11 am ---Why are vegans?

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For the same reason there are proudboys.  People gotta feel special.

The Commander:
Out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on current events in Eastern Europe/Russia? Migrants in Belarus, Russian troop buildup near Ukraine, Russia blowing up a satellite in LEO. Put in seems to be getting awfully squirrelly.

The Commander


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