ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™

[Suu]

It is stated that some of the main reasons the Renaissance began in Italy was because of the fact the peninsula was one of the least effected part of of the continent during the Black Death in the late 14th century, the constant contact with the East through trade with the Byzantine and then capitulations with the Ottoman Empire, as well as remnants of the Roman civilization. Do you support these studies?

[Salty]

How did the American Revolutionary War benefit the world at large, if at all, and how and when did America fuck it up?

1.  It didn't.

2.  America fucked it up before they even started. I'll answer in more detail later, Goddamn Monsoon JUST STARTED.  With a bang.

Additional question: Most of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence were those of male, white bankers, lawyers, doctors and merchants, was this the reason why we're fucked?

[Suu]

Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?

Do Gaelic and Hebrew share a common language root or did one branch off of the other? If so which one came first, And why are their some native american tribes that speak variations of it?

[Doktor Howl]

It is stated that some of the main reasons the Renaissance began in Italy was because of the fact the peninsula was one of the least effected part of of the continent during the Black Death in the late 14th century, the constant contact with the East through trade with the Byzantine and then capitulations with the Ottoman Empire, as well as remnants of the Roman civilization. Do you support these studies?

No.  The Renaissance began in Italy because Italy is full of Italians, who would rather sit around painting smirking women than work.

Everyone else was busy as hell just growing enough potatoes to survive, and those smartasses spent hundreds of years fucking off.

[Doktor Howl]

How did the American Revolutionary War benefit the world at large, if at all, and how and when did America fuck it up?

1.  It didn't.

2.  America fucked it up before they even started. I'll answer in more detail later, Goddamn Monsoon JUST STARTED.  With a bang.

Additional question: Most of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence were those of male, white bankers, lawyers, doctors and merchants, was this the reason why we're fucked?

No, that's Baby Jesus in action.  Jefferson wanted Crispus Attucks to get in on the gag, but Jesus had other plans.

[Doktor Howl]

Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?

"Feed them lard until they die of congestive heart failure."

[Doktor Howl]

Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?

Do Gaelic and Hebrew share a common language root or did one branch off of the other? If so which one came first, And why are their some native american tribes that speak variations of it?

There aren't.

[Freeky]

I miss TGRR.

WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE???

[Doktor Howl]

I miss TGRR.

WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE???

Because the explosion was going to happen.  It was only a matter of time.  He died for SCIENCE!

[Freeky]

His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify.

[Doktor Howl]

His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify.

He probably had them around his ankles again.  You know how he got.

[Freeky]

His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify.

He probably had them around his ankles again.  You know how he got.

Yeah. 

That toilet finally had enough of his shit, didn't it?

[Doktor Howl]

His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify.

He probably had them around his ankles again.  You know how he got.

Yeah. 

That toilet finally had enough of his shit, didn't it?

The toilet was in no condition to do anything.

He spontaneously combusted.  Like hamsters do.

[Doktor Howl]

Semi-historical: What sociopolitical factors led to the current state of the History Channel? Nostradamus, UFOs, etc.

Market forces.  Do you REALLY imagine that the average American wants to know the history of the Hoover Dam, or the myriad factors that led the world into The Great War?

Or do you suppose that maybe they want to be told that the world operates upon mystic principles that they can control or foresee by watching some tard interpret the drunken ravings of Nostradumbass?

Bump for current relevance.