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ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 10, 2011, 05:59:54 PM

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Suu

It is stated that some of the main reasons the Renaissance began in Italy was because of the fact the peninsula was one of the least effected part of of the continent during the Black Death in the late 14th century, the constant contact with the East through trade with the Byzantine and then capitulations with the Ottoman Empire, as well as remnants of the Roman civilization. Do you support these studies?
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Salty

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 01:22:37 AM
How did the American Revolutionary War benefit the world at large, if at all, and how and when did America fuck it up?

1.  It didn't.

2.  America fucked it up before they even started. I'll answer in more detail later, Goddamn Monsoon JUST STARTED.  With a bang.

Additional question: Most of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence were those of male, white bankers, lawyers, doctors and merchants, was this the reason why we're fucked?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Suu

Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 01:52:42 AM
Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?

Do Gaelic and Hebrew share a common language root or did one branch off of the other? If so which one came first, And why are their some native american tribes that speak variations of it?
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 01:30:58 AM
It is stated that some of the main reasons the Renaissance began in Italy was because of the fact the peninsula was one of the least effected part of of the continent during the Black Death in the late 14th century, the constant contact with the East through trade with the Byzantine and then capitulations with the Ottoman Empire, as well as remnants of the Roman civilization. Do you support these studies?

No.  The Renaissance began in Italy because Italy is full of Italians, who would rather sit around painting smirking women than work.

Everyone else was busy as hell just growing enough potatoes to survive, and those smartasses spent hundreds of years fucking off.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 01:35:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 01:22:37 AM
How did the American Revolutionary War benefit the world at large, if at all, and how and when did America fuck it up?

1.  It didn't.

2.  America fucked it up before they even started. I'll answer in more detail later, Goddamn Monsoon JUST STARTED.  With a bang.

Additional question: Most of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence were those of male, white bankers, lawyers, doctors and merchants, was this the reason why we're fucked?

No, that's Baby Jesus in action.  Jefferson wanted Crispus Attucks to get in on the gag, but Jesus had other plans.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 01:52:42 AM
Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?

"Feed them lard until they die of congestive heart failure."
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 24, 2011, 01:20:53 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 01:52:42 AM
Also: What were the Techniques of Accommodation used by the Romans against the barbarian tribes?

Do Gaelic and Hebrew share a common language root or did one branch off of the other? If so which one came first, And why are their some native american tribes that speak variations of it?


There aren't.
Molon Lube

Freeky


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 24, 2011, 01:26:32 AM
I miss TGRR. :(

WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE???

Because the explosion was going to happen.  It was only a matter of time.  He died for SCIENCE!
Molon Lube

Freeky

His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify. :cry:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 24, 2011, 01:30:37 AM
His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify. :cry:

He probably had them around his ankles again.  You know how he got.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 01:31:42 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 24, 2011, 01:30:37 AM
His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify. :cry:

He probably had them around his ankles again.  You know how he got.

Yeah. 

That toilet finally had enough of his shit, didn't it? :cry:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 24, 2011, 01:33:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2011, 01:31:42 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 24, 2011, 01:30:37 AM
His pance, oddly enough, were the only bits ever big enough to identify. :cry:

He probably had them around his ankles again.  You know how he got.

Yeah. 

That toilet finally had enough of his shit, didn't it? :cry:

The toilet was in no condition to do anything.

He spontaneously combusted.  Like hamsters do.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 06:18:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 10, 2011, 06:05:56 PM
Semi-historical: What sociopolitical factors led to the current state of the History Channel? Nostradamus, UFOs, etc.

Market forces.  Do you REALLY imagine that the average American wants to know the history of the Hoover Dam, or the myriad factors that led the world into The Great War?

Or do you suppose that maybe they want to be told that the world operates upon mystic principles that they can control or foresee by watching some tard interpret the drunken ravings of Nostradumbass?

Bump for current relevance.   :lulz:
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