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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 10, 2011, 05:59:54 PM

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#105
July 25, 2011, 06:30:56 AM
Oh christ.  Are you fuckin serious?  I think the adequate phrase goes: die in a fire.
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 24, 2011, 07:06:57 PM
Grow the fuck up ye fkn lemming :D
"Gee. He was just here a minute ago." -GC

Phox

#106
August 09, 2011, 06:37:20 PM
Please to be noting I am a linguist. I have been studying Indo-European and Near Eastern languages for the past 5 years.

Gaelic is Indo-European.
Hebrew is Semitic.

They are unrelated.

The Good Reverend Roger

#107
November 17, 2011, 03:34:47 PM
THE REVEREND IS IN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#108
November 17, 2011, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:34:47 PM
THE REVEREND IS IN.

What really happened on Easter Island?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#109
November 17, 2011, 06:11:03 PM
The first Thanksgiving.  What REALLY happened?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#110
November 17, 2011, 06:19:28 PM
Billy the Kid - gimme the Truth.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#111
November 17, 2011, 06:26:40 PM
Going into a meeting.

These questions shall be answered as soon as I can.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#112
November 17, 2011, 06:35:28 PM
Peter the Great of Russia: what the fuck was his deal, anyway?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#113
November 17, 2011, 06:41:01 PM
What was the REAL message behind Nostradamus's gibberish?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Igor

#114
November 17, 2011, 07:10:50 PM
If Ireland had never been invaded by anyone, where would we be today?
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Nephew Twiddleton

#115
November 17, 2011, 07:20:58 PM
Quote from: Igor on November 17, 2011, 07:10:50 PM
If Ireland had never been invaded by anyone, where would we be today?

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Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#116
November 18, 2011, 04:39:39 PM
We know Twilight is a rough parallel of Mormonism.  What of the rumors that the new Muppets Movie is a parallel of Zoroastrianism?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#117
November 18, 2011, 05:04:17 PM
If Greece is the cradle of civilization and the ancient Greeks were heavily into buttsex, what are the ramifications for contemporary society?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#118
November 18, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 17, 2011, 06:11:03 PM
The first Thanksgiving.  What REALLY happened?

These puritan settlers, they come here and grow a shitload of food, and they invite these freeloader Indians over for dinner.  Said freeloaders get a gander at the glory that is White women, and they are utterly unable to restrain themselves...They get into the booze and steal a bunch of blankets from smallpox victims, and then there's like 50 wars where we have to defend ourselves against them when they attack settlers that started farms on empty land.  They were, of course, after the women.  I have it on good authority that all non-White males exist only to rape White women, when they aren't swilling gin and juice and swiping bedclothes.

Then we decided to give them some nice land of their own, and wouldn't you know it?  Half of the lazy bastards drop dead just walking there.

But the survivors learned to speak a real language and live in proper houses, so every year we have "Thanksgiving", where we sort of thank Baby Jesus for allowing us to help the helpless and feeble-minded Indians that obviously couldn't exist without us.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#119
November 18, 2011, 05:16:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 17, 2011, 06:19:28 PM
Billy the Kid - gimme the Truth.

Billy the Kid was a mild-mannered lawman from Kansas who later in life invented the trailer park, thus containing 65% of American yahooism.  He was, unfortunately, hounded to his death by an insane fan, some guy named Pat Garrett, who kept stuffing dead animals in Billy's mailbox and making up wild stories about him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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