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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 10, 2011, 05:59:54 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#165
November 23, 2011, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: Net on November 23, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
When did history begin?

When the first jackass thought that writing down his sexual exploits would be a neat fucking thing to do.  Gilgamesh or some such shit.

Seriously, ever read the cycle of Gilgamesh?  It's fucking crappy porn.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#166
November 23, 2011, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2011, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: Net on November 23, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
When did history begin?

When the first jackass thought that writing down his sexual exploits would be a neat fucking thing to do.  Gilgamesh or some such shit.

Seriously, ever read the cycle of Gilgamesh?  It's fucking crappy porn.

lol Enkidu losing his virginity.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#167
November 23, 2011, 07:10:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2011, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: Net on November 23, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
When did history begin?

When the first jackass thought that writing down his sexual exploits would be a neat fucking thing to do.  Gilgamesh or some such shit.

Seriously, ever read the cycle of Gilgamesh?  It's fucking crappy porn.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#168
November 23, 2011, 07:10:52 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2011, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: Net on November 23, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
When did history begin?

When the first jackass thought that writing down his sexual exploits would be a neat fucking thing to do.  Gilgamesh or some such shit.

Seriously, ever read the cycle of Gilgamesh?  It's fucking crappy porn.

lol Enkidu losing his virginity.

That reminds me of Enki not being sure if he'd had sex.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#169
November 23, 2011, 07:12:27 PM
waitwut?
:lol:
how'd that go?

Nephew Twiddleton

#170
November 23, 2011, 07:43:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 07:10:52 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2011, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: Net on November 23, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
When did history begin?

When the first jackass thought that writing down his sexual exploits would be a neat fucking thing to do.  Gilgamesh or some such shit.

Seriously, ever read the cycle of Gilgamesh?  It's fucking crappy porn.

lol Enkidu losing his virginity.

That reminds me of Enki not being sure if he'd had sex.  :lol:


:lulz:

oh man
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#171
November 23, 2011, 08:02:33 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 23, 2011, 07:12:27 PM
waitwut?
:lol:
how'd that go?

It was in chat, and I was like "what do you mean? Were you drunk?" and then it was gradually revealed that he doesn't understand the concept of "vaginas".  :lulz:

So apparently he rubbed up against a girls girlparts and didn't realize that there was an "inside".  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#172
November 23, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
And then I made fun of him and then he didn't like me.  :sad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#173
November 23, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
nnnnnnnno.
that's inconceivable.
he had to be yanking your chain.(?!)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#175
November 23, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 23, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
nnnnnnnno.
that's inconceivable.
he had to be yanking your chain.(?!)

It took me a while to be able to believe it, too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#176
November 23, 2011, 08:12:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 23, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
nnnnnnnno.
that's inconceivable.
he had to be yanking your chain.(?!)

It took me a while to be able to believe it, too.

So, she... didn't bother to correct him? He's never watched porn? Skipped out on health class? Never had any male friends?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Elder Iptuous

#177
November 23, 2011, 08:20:00 PM
i have to admit that when i was in 4th grade and a friend's friend's dad's Hustler magazine was presented to me, i was confused a bit by the geometries involved, as it appeared in some pictures that the opening was further back, and in some, further forward.  but that's when i was something like 9 years old.
The basics of operation were known to me from a very young age, as it was a question that is hardwired in for curiosity and i demanded the details from my folks.
Enki is something like in his twenties, right?  and he has intarwebs access!  you can't google a disney movie without being unintentionally shown detailed images of how this works...
there's no way that he wasn't yanking your chain.

Cainad (dec.)

#178
November 23, 2011, 08:30:07 PM
and apparently the diagrams of the relevant parts only confused him further :?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#179
November 23, 2011, 08:38:10 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 23, 2011, 08:20:00 PM
i have to admit that when i was in 4th grade and a friend's friend's dad's Hustler magazine was presented to me, i was confused a bit by the geometries involved, as it appeared in some pictures that the opening was further back, and in some, further forward.  but that's when i was something like 9 years old.
The basics of operation were known to me from a very young age, as it was a question that is hardwired in for curiosity and i demanded the details from my folks.
Enki is something like in his twenties, right?  and he has intarwebs access!  you can't google a disney movie without being unintentionally shown detailed images of how this works...
there's no way that he wasn't yanking your chain.

That's what I thought.


But no. He is actually that... special.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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