ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™

[Danjanon]

Why was John Lennon assassinated? Was Nixon pissed off after watergate and just wanted to take it out on someone he didn't like?

[Doktor Howl]

Why was John Lennon assassinated? Was Nixon pissed off after watergate and just wanted to take it out on someone he didn't like?

Sorry, The Good Reverend is missing & presumed dead.  Again.

He typically comes back to life in the late fall, so check back then.

[Danjanon]

Why was John Lennon assassinated? Was Nixon pissed off after watergate and just wanted to take it out on someone he didn't like?

Sorry, The Good Reverend is missing & presumed dead.  Again.

He typically comes back to life in the late fall, so check back then.

From the ashes like a Phoenix?

[Doktor Howl]

Why was John Lennon assassinated? Was Nixon pissed off after watergate and just wanted to take it out on someone he didn't like?

Sorry, The Good Reverend is missing & presumed dead.  Again.

He typically comes back to life in the late fall, so check back then.

From the ashes like a Phoenix?

No, more like from his poop.

[Cain]

I decided to Google "resurrection poop" to see if this had parallels in any other mythological traditions.  I never got that far, because of all the disturbing links that appeared on the first few pages.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Why was John Lennon assassinated? Was Nixon pissed off after watergate and just wanted to take it out on someone he didn't like?

Sorry, The Good Reverend is missing & presumed dead.  Again.

He typically comes back to life in the late fall, so check back then.

From the ashes like a Phoenix?

No, more like from his poop.

Oy, this means I get Rain Goddess duties again. Phoenix better be scared!

[Triple Zero]

I decided to Google "resurrection poop" to see if this had parallels in any other mythological traditions.  I never got that far, because of all the disturbing links that appeared on the first few pages.

Look at this man, and the things he does for us so others don't have to!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I decided to Google "resurrection poop" to see if this had parallels in any other mythological traditions.  I never got that far, because of all the disturbing links that appeared on the first few pages.

Because you said that, I had to do it too. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

God fucking dammit.

[Don Coyote]

God fucking dammit.

Now I know not to google that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

God fucking dammit.

Now I know not to google that.

There's a FORUM.

[Don Coyote]

God fucking dammit.

Now I know not to google that.

There's a FORUM.

Nope, not going to.
But dear god WHY??

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

God fucking dammit.

Now I know not to google that.

There's a FORUM.

Nope, not going to.
But dear god WHY??

I DON'T KNOW

A WHOLE FORUM.

[Don Coyote]

God fucking dammit.

Now I know not to google that.

There's a FORUM.

Nope, not going to.
But dear god WHY??

I DON'T KNOW

A WHOLE FORUM.

On a scale of one to real dolls. How WTF is it?

[Cain]

Its grown adults.  Sharing their poop-based experiences.  For non-medical reasons.  On the internet.