STOP, part 1: Cafe Druids, Suburban Shamans, and all the other retards.

[Cain]

Caffeine does help my consciousness reach other worlds.

Several other worlds in fact, in quick succession:

1) Planet Fast Talking
2) Planet Jittery Hands
3) Planet Paranoia

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Caffeine does help my consciousness reach other worlds.

Several other worlds in fact, in quick succession:

1) Planet Fast Talking
2) Planet Jittery Hands
3) Planet Paranoia

Don't forget Planet Crash and Planet Refill.

[Nadezhda]

Last November, I must have hit my terminal velocity of inter-dimensional caffeine travel, as I suddenly was unable to drink more than half a cup of coffee before I'd start jittering like a heroin junkie.  The only time last semester that I tried to drink my usual muddy jug of happiness pre-all-nighter, I started bawling like a little girl and stayed up all night feeling bad about myself.  It was like a pre-crash crash.

It's okay though, I can drink coffee again.

[Luna]

I have never gotten the jitters from too much caffeine.  I've SEEN it happen... but I can't seem to drink enough to do it.   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The more coffee I drink the more tired I become, so the more coffee I drink.

[*GrumpButt*]

Caffeine does help my consciousness reach other worlds.

Several other worlds in fact, in quick succession:

1) Planet Fast Talking
2) Planet Jittery Hands
3) Planet Paranoia

Is me atm.

Ran out of real coffee yesterday so I made myself a huge cup of that horrible instant coffee.
Apparently I put way too much instant in the cup. It was thick and nasty as all hell. I drank it anyways. Now my hand and head are twitching around at light speed, making it damned hard to type or stay focused on something for more than 2 mins at at time.

[Cain]

I once had several pro-plus in an energy drink, on top of several strong black coffees.

I actually had heart palpitations, I think, and had a medical student check me over to make me sure I wasn't dying.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Nadezhda]

I wish a med student would 'check me over.'  All the boys in Anthropology here are skinny hipsters, and goddamn do not want.  I should start doing my homework in the Engineering building again

Whenever I have heart palpitations, I'm usually already in the 'paranoid' phase of a caffeine high, so... good times.  That or I'm on (prescription) drugs and in no state to be doing homework anyway.