Sex.

[Elder Iptuous]

some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm just pointing out a potential trend. If this place starts to turn into "PUDDIN' WRESTLING AND WE GO THROUGH SIX SETS OF DOUBLE D'S A WEEK AND THEN I SUCKED MY SWEETIE OFF FOUR TIMES AND SHE SAYS MY BALLS ARE MAGICAL LOVE-CANNONS" I am so out of here. There's enough of that shit on Pagan forums to keep the world puking together forever.

[Elder Iptuous]

Nigel, i for one, would like to hear more about your puddin' wrestling.  and i would also like to learn what you mean by going through six sets of double d's.

personally, with the number of perverts on this board, i am surprised it is as soft spoken as it is regarding the topic of seeeeeeeex.

[BabylonHoruv]

I've got places to brag about sex, I try not to do it here.

On the other hand Kai had a thread for a bit about dating a porn star that could certainly have come across as bragging and I enjoyed the heck out of it.  Nigel's thread about her messed up love life could come across the same way, depending on how it's looked at, it certainly included more than a few pics with captions about how sexy the guys in them were (and they were sexy, I'm not complaining about them being shared, just pointing out that it's a bit inconsistent for Nigel to have been bragging about and showing off the sexy guys she was doing a few months ago and now complaining about others doing it here)

The board turning entirely, or largely, into bragging about sex lives would certainly be annoying, but I can't see that happening, and if it started to get close to that there would be some very funny satire that would undoubtedly emerge.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel, i for one, would like to hear more about your puddin' wrestling.  and i would also like to learn what you mean by going through six sets of double d's.

personally, with the number of perverts on this board, i am surprised it is as soft spoken as it is regarding the topic of seeeeeeeex.

I actually really like TALKING ABOUT sex. What I dislike is bragging about sex, and I shouldn't have said anything about it in this thread (because it IS about sex, after all) but when people drop references in unrelated threads, just to make sure everyone knows that they're DOIN IT, I start to feel like it's sophomore year all over again.

[Elder Iptuous]

I spent my sophomore year playing magic the gathering and nerding it up. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I spent my sophomore year playing magic the gathering and nerding it up. 

I spent my sophomore year in total isolation from other human beings running around in the woods on a peninsula on Puget Sound. Nonetheless.

[LMNO]

... but what if my balls actually ARE magical love-cannons?

I mean, be fair to the gonadally superior.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've got places to brag about sex, I try not to do it here.

On the other hand Kai had a thread for a bit about dating a porn star that could certainly have come across as bragging and I enjoyed the heck out of it.  Nigel's thread about her messed up love life could come across the same way, depending on how it's looked at, it certainly included more than a few pics with captions about how sexy the guys in them were (and they were sexy, I'm not complaining about them being shared, just pointing out that it's a bit inconsistent for Nigel to have been bragging about and showing off the sexy guys she was doing a few months ago and now complaining about others doing it here)

The board turning entirely, or largely, into bragging about sex lives would certainly be annoying, but I can't see that happening, and if it started to get close to that there would be some very funny satire that would undoubtedly emerge.

I think I made a pretty clear distinction between gushing about your love life and oversharing explicit details. I mean, that "tastefulness" boundary might be difficult for some, but I'm kind of going for the overall feel of "am I sharing squick details in an otherwise unrelated thread just to brag?" distinction.

And, if someone wants to make a thread just for talking about TMI details like what their girlfriend's jizz tastes like or the acrobatics they can perform with their vagina, more power to 'em. I'm in favor of ghettoizing the overshare no one really cares about, to keep it from leaking into the board at large. We all talk about relationships, mostly in Open Bar. That's not what I was saying.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

... but what if my balls actually ARE magical love-cannons?

I mean, be fair to the gonadally superior.

[Telarus]

... but what if my balls actually ARE magical love-cannons?

I mean, be fair to the gonadally superior.

This thread DELIVERS.

[Slyph]

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend Nate told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

 

[Triple Zero]

O RLY

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

yea, rly