Sex.

[AFK]

some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...

I would share, but it would be like tuning into the Food Network to watch someone make vanilla ice cream.  Mind you, it's really good vanilla ice cream made from the finest, high quality vanilla beans, but yeah, it's still vanilla. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...

I would share, but it would be like tuning into the Food Network to watch someone make vanilla ice cream.  Mind you, it's really good vanilla ice cream made from the finest, high quality vanilla beans, but yeah, it's still vanilla.  

That's pretty much everyone's sex life. No matter how thrilling/kinky/exciting they find it at the time, unless there's a point to the anecdote aside from telling someone you had sex, you might as well just say "I had sex". Otherwise, it's becomes "Oh your boyfriend has a penis too? HOW UNUSUAL."

If there's a part that goes "And then the rope broke -- you wouldn't believe the carburator burns on  my ass!" THEN it's a story worth telling. Otherwise, congratulations; you are one of billions of copulating monkeys in the world.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BTW I don't have any problem with people shouting from the rooftop "WHOOOOO!!! I GOT SO LAID!!!!!"

I mean, sometimes it's a personal triumph and you just gotta share.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll. 

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll. 

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?

[Luna]

"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll. 

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?

Awwg...  I would KILL a motherfucker...  that's gross.

[*GrumpButt*]

Wet Willies are teh nasty........

Hubby thinks it's funny as hell though >.>

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll. 

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?

OSHIT I set myself up for that... 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll. 

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?

Awwg...  I would KILL a motherfucker...  that's gross.

Luna, you & GrumpButt need to read this: http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/55

[*GrumpButt*]

Oho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...

I would share, but it would be like tuning into the Food Network to watch someone make vanilla ice cream.  Mind you, it's really good vanilla ice cream made from the finest, high quality vanilla beans, but yeah, it's still vanilla.  

That's pretty much everyone's sex life. No matter how thrilling/kinky/exciting they find it at the time, unless there's a point to the anecdote aside from telling someone you had sex, you might as well just say "I had sex". Otherwise, it's becomes "Oh your boyfriend has a penis too? HOW UNUSUAL."

If there's a part that goes "And then the rope broke -- you wouldn't believe the carburator burns on  my ass!" THEN it's a story worth telling. Otherwise, congratulations; you are one of billions of copulating monkeys in the world.

THIS.  Bellowing out that you got some is one thing, but details?  Keep them to yourself or go post on MWAD.

[Don Coyote]

"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll. 

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?

Awwg...  I would KILL a motherfucker...  that's gross.

Luna, you & GrumpButt need to read this: http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/55

OH DEAR

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm not getting laid and not cranky about it. Hearing that my friends are fucking and enjoying it is great news. Better than hearing about how awful their sex lives are.

Fuck that. I only want to hear about my friends' sex lives if what I'm going to hear is pure awful.

[Triple Zero]

BTW I don't have any problem with people shouting from the rooftop "WHOOOOO!!! I GOT SO LAID!!!!!"

I mean, sometimes it's a personal triumph and you just gotta share.

Maybe we should have a thread for that. Like the "what are you listening to right now?" one.

Given this thread's title, it might as well be this one.

It would go like this:

"I got laid!"

"me too."

"me yesterday"

"Got laid again."

"Yeah couldn't check in for a few days, got laid twice"

"just had a quickie"

"did it last night."

"does oral sex count?"

"got laid"

"check"

"posting ITT"

"BUMP (if you know what I mean)"

"Hey did you post that yesterday as soon as I was in the shower?!?!"

"Probably not getting laid tonight"

"laid."

"me too"

"yeah"

"again?"

"again."

etc