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Started by *GrumpButt*, May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM

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#60
May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Phox

#61
May 11, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
But you share you, right?  :kiss:

*GrumpButt*

#62
May 11, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
But you share you, right?  :kiss:

Only for you babe. <3
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Phox

#63
May 11, 2011, 04:13:07 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
But you share you, right?  :kiss:

Only for you babe. <3
:fap:

*GrumpButt*

#64
May 11, 2011, 04:15:40 PM
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

East Coast Hustle

#65
May 11, 2011, 04:27:21 PM
Quote from: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 02:44:26 PM
Celibacy's perfectly valid.

Actually, you're totally wrong about that. But that's just nature's way of getting that particular brand of wrongness out of the gene pool, so I guess I'm OK with it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#66
May 11, 2011, 04:32:25 PM
If humans didn't have sex for pleasure, then celebacy would be totally valid.

But, we have sex for pleasure. We're DESIGNED to have sex for pleasure, not just procreation. Celebacy isn't valid, otherwise priest wouldn't need to fuck little boys.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

*GrumpButt*

#67
May 11, 2011, 04:34:01 PM
I was celibate for five years after I had my daughter. Best five years of my life. Honest. No men, no dates. Didn't have to worry about a god damn thing.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#68
May 11, 2011, 04:34:11 PM
Valid or not, it is sometimes the only option available....

Anna Mae Bollocks

#69
May 11, 2011, 04:40:35 PM
It's ok if there's nobody around you consider worth fucking.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#70
May 11, 2011, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 04:40:35 PM
It's ok if there's nobody around you consider worth fucking.

Well, yes.



Good thing god created dildos.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#71
May 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Can that really be considered "celibacy", though?

I mean, I joke that I was straight edge in boarding school because they banned smoking, there was no easy way to obtain alcohol, and no one wanted to fuck me.

I would think that celibacy would mean having the desire and opportunity to fuck, and choosing not to.

*GrumpButt*

#72
May 11, 2011, 04:48:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Can that really be considered "celibacy", though?

I mean, I joke that I was straight edge in boarding school because they banned smoking, there was no easy way to obtain alcohol, and no one wanted to fuck me.

I would think that celibacy would mean having the desire and opportunity to fuck, and choosing not to.


This.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Suu

#73
May 11, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
I think so.

I mean, celibacy is a choice. Dry spells happen, even when you don't want them, but if you go, "Okay, no more sex of any kind, not even with silicone" that's asserting a choice.

If you can make that vow, more freaking power to you.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Subtract Eight!

#74
May 11, 2011, 04:58:39 PM
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