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Prison Bans Books and Disco Pickle Learns a Lesson

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, May 11, 2011, 06:05:52 PM

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LMNO

Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 08:56:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 12, 2011, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:47:20 PM

Naw.  His FIRST law is usually the one mistakenly called Murphy's Law.

Here it is:

Finagle's 1st Law:  Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong.

Finagle's 2d Law:  Perversity1 tends to a maximum.

Murphy's Law:  If there are two ways to do something, and one way will lead to disaster, someone will do it that way.

1  Perversity in the classic sense, ie, doing things NOT in your own best interest.  This is why the whole concept of the Free Market is utter rubbish.

Around here, it tends to a maximum in the more common definition, too, I've noticed...

But that's accidentally.

Are you positive it's not just another choice?  :evil:

Fairly sure it's just the aura LMNO emits giving everyone else the accidentally, but I could be choosing to be wrong.

Baby, I was BORN THIS WAY.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 12, 2011, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:47:20 PM

Naw.  His FIRST law is usually the one mistakenly called Murphy's Law.

Here it is:

Finagle's 1st Law:  Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong.

Finagle's 2d Law:  Perversity1 tends to a maximum.

Murphy's Law:  If there are two ways to do something, and one way will lead to disaster, someone will do it that way.

1  Perversity in the classic sense, ie, doing things NOT in your own best interest.  This is why the whole concept of the Free Market is utter rubbish.

Around here, it tends to a maximum in the more common definition, too, I've noticed...

But that's accidentally.

Are you positive it's not just another choice?  :evil:

Positive.  The inside of my pance is a truly random generator.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 08:49:57 PM
Apropos to that, I learned a wonderful word from Less Wrong: "AKRASIA"

It roughly translates into "Acting against your own better judgement."




Welcome to the United States of Akrasia.
      \
:teabagger1:

More like "Acting against your own best interests."

Also, I notice DP ignored the fact that the 2nd link he posted proves him wrong.

Next Stop, Chapel Perilous!  Woo woo!


:lulz:

Disco Pickle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 12, 2011, 08:44:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:39:54 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 12, 2011, 08:37:41 PM
It isn't actually in the police's interest to be fleecing the whiteys in a town where tourism is the primary industry.  

This is because, as an objectivist, you are ignorant of Finagle's 2d Law.

I learned it under a different name.  Now you've done it, I've started digging through 'See Also's' on wikipedia.  

:argh!:

Naw.  His FIRST law is usually the one mistakenly called Murphy's Law.

Here it is:

Finagle's 1st Law:  Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong.

Finagle's 2d Law:  Perversity1 tends to a maximum.

Murphy's Law:  If there are two ways to do something, and one way will lead to disaster, someone will do it that way.

1  Perversity in the classic sense, ie, doing things NOT in your own best interest.  This is why the whole concept of the Free Market is utter rubbish.

Rational Choice theory.  I remember reading a deal about it when I became interested in game theory.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 08:56:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 08:56:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 12, 2011, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:47:20 PM

Naw.  His FIRST law is usually the one mistakenly called Murphy's Law.

Here it is:

Finagle's 1st Law:  Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong.

Finagle's 2d Law:  Perversity1 tends to a maximum.

Murphy's Law:  If there are two ways to do something, and one way will lead to disaster, someone will do it that way.

1  Perversity in the classic sense, ie, doing things NOT in your own best interest.  This is why the whole concept of the Free Market is utter rubbish.

Around here, it tends to a maximum in the more common definition, too, I've noticed...

But that's accidentally.

Are you positive it's not just another choice?  :evil:

Fairly sure it's just the aura LMNO emits giving everyone else the accidentally, but I could be choosing to be wrong.

Baby, I was BORN THIS WAY.

Which is why we love ya, man.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:57:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 12, 2011, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:47:20 PM

Naw.  His FIRST law is usually the one mistakenly called Murphy's Law.

Here it is:

Finagle's 1st Law:  Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong.

Finagle's 2d Law:  Perversity1 tends to a maximum.

Murphy's Law:  If there are two ways to do something, and one way will lead to disaster, someone will do it that way.

1  Perversity in the classic sense, ie, doing things NOT in your own best interest.  This is why the whole concept of the Free Market is utter rubbish.

Around here, it tends to a maximum in the more common definition, too, I've noticed...

But that's accidentally.

Are you positive it's not just another choice?  :evil:

Positive.  The inside of my pance is a truly random generator.

I officially have NO COMMENT regarding the inside of Roger's pance.

None, whatsoever.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Disco Pickle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 08:49:57 PM
Apropos to that, I learned a wonderful word from Less Wrong: "AKRASIA"

It roughly translates into "Acting against your own better judgement."




Welcome to the United States of Akrasia.
      \
:teabagger1:

More like "Acting against your own best interests."

Also, I notice DP ignored the fact that the 2nd link he posted proves him wrong.

Next Stop, Chapel Perilous!  Woo woo!


I WAS WRONG.  200,000 was pretty much spot on.  There wasn't any cognitive dissonance, just rushed linking and bad research on my part.

but then, no one's ever done that here.  

much less admitted they were wrong.  hope my admitting I was wrong doesn't start some sort of disturbing trend here.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Luna

Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 12, 2011, 09:02:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 08:49:57 PM
Apropos to that, I learned a wonderful word from Less Wrong: "AKRASIA"

It roughly translates into "Acting against your own better judgement."




Welcome to the United States of Akrasia.
      \
:teabagger1:

More like "Acting against your own best interests."

Also, I notice DP ignored the fact that the 2nd link he posted proves him wrong.

Next Stop, Chapel Perilous!  Woo woo!


I WAS WRONG.  200,000 was pretty much spot on.  There wasn't any cognitive dissonance, just rushed linking and bad research on my part.

but then, no one's ever done that here.  

much less admitted they were wrong.  hope my admitting I was wrong doesn't start some sort of disturbing trend here.

Actually, admitting that you were wrong might actually win you a point or two.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios


Disco Pickle

well seeing as how I have the wrong values, It'd be dishonest to not respectfully admit that every post of mine in this thread is potentially wrong.

But hell, if I wanted to spend time on a forum where everyone's values were similar to my own I'd be over at the circle jerk that is Reason.com

I like it here better.  Better potential for learning new things.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 08:49:57 PM
Apropos to that, I learned a wonderful word from Less Wrong: "AKRASIA"

It roughly translates into "Acting against your own better judgement."




Welcome to the United States of Akrasia.
      \
:teabagger1:

More like "Acting against your own best interests."

Also, I notice DP ignored the fact that the 2nd link he posted proves him wrong.

Next Stop, Chapel Perilous!  Woo woo!

Quoteif you approach without the wand of intuition, you can stand at the door for decades never realizing you have arrived. You might think you are just waiting for a bus, or wandering from room to room looking for your cigarettes, watching a TV show, or reading a cryptic and ambiguous book visiting a PD.com thread. Chapel Perilous is tricky that way.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:03:38 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 12, 2011, 09:02:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 08:49:57 PM
Apropos to that, I learned a wonderful word from Less Wrong: "AKRASIA"

It roughly translates into "Acting against your own better judgement."




Welcome to the United States of Akrasia.
      \
:teabagger1:

More like "Acting against your own best interests."

Also, I notice DP ignored the fact that the 2nd link he posted proves him wrong.

Next Stop, Chapel Perilous!  Woo woo!


I WAS WRONG.  200,000 was pretty much spot on.  There wasn't any cognitive dissonance, just rushed linking and bad research on my part.

but then, no one's ever done that here.  

much less admitted they were wrong.  hope my admitting I was wrong doesn't start some sort of disturbing trend here.

Actually, admitting that you were wrong might actually win you a point or two.

Yeah, it's funny. People here do it all the time, and it actually INCREASES the respect others have toward them.

Because it shows they can think.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 12, 2011, 08:47:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 12, 2011, 08:31:24 PMAdditionally, Anna Mea Bollocks, I hadn't heard that about NL having to close down prisons cause they weren't needed. I remember a while back (5-10 years or so) they were overcrowded, though. Got a link for that maybe?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/28/netherlands-prisons-closi_n_208561.html

Two years ago, huh. Thanks for the link :)

(btw the NRC, linked as the source for that article, is one of the better Dutch newspapers--even though they consistently use the diminuitive to refer to UAVs, which pisses me off)

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 12, 2011, 09:08:02 PM
well seeing as how I have the wrong values, It'd be dishonest to not respectfully admit that every post of mine in this thread is potentially wrong.

But hell, if I wanted to spend time on a forum where everyone's values were similar to my own I'd be over at the circle jerk that is Reason.com

I like it here better.  Better potential for learning new things.

Reason.com, you say?  I just sucked my pance up my arse in anticipation.

TGRR,
Hitting the laptop tonight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 09:12:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:03:38 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 12, 2011, 09:02:14 PM
I WAS WRONG.  200,000 was pretty much spot on.  There wasn't any cognitive dissonance, just rushed linking and bad research on my part.

but then, no one's ever done that here.  

much less admitted they were wrong.  hope my admitting I was wrong doesn't start some sort of disturbing trend here.

Actually, admitting that you were wrong might actually win you a point or two.

Yeah, it's funny. People here do it all the time, and it actually INCREASES the respect others have toward them.

Because it shows they can think.

Some people (especially on the 'net) seem to get into the mindset that they are RIGHT, fuckitall, and they MUST PROVE IT.

Reconsidering and admitting that you are wrong is a sign that you're at least starting to think like a biped, rather than just parrot what you've been told.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."