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Really FR RLS Breaking News: Spain earthquakes

Started by Jenne, May 12, 2011, 03:14:45 AM

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May 12, 2011, 05:27:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:05:00 PM
Tut, tut, looks like earthquakes!

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#17
May 12, 2011, 06:49:01 PM
I'm going with it's all Deepak Chopra's fault since he took credit for the one in Haiti, I've blamed him for evey one since....

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May 13, 2011, 01:29:45 AM
They're just test-firing HAARP again is all.
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#19
May 13, 2011, 07:32:59 AM
Clearly this earthquake is also karmic revenge, for Spain's role in Pearl Harbour.

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May 13, 2011, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 12, 2011, 04:34:20 AM
...and in reading the comments on the site I posted, it's people like this guy:

QuoteMAY BE TAIWANESE MAN STORY IS TRUE BECAUSE HE SAID MAY 11 2011 SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN LIKE EAR QUAKE AND TSUNAMESE SO ONE OF THEM HAPPENED IN SPAIN NOW ITS WONDERFUL STORY TO HEAR IF YOU REALLY

that make me wish there was a grammar checker/comprehension checker for international posting...

May 11, 2011: millions of people suddenly develop ear infections. How's that for creepy?
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