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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 12, 2011, 03:22:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 12, 2011, 03:22:20 PM
Richter, you shall gather up a force and go to Boston to watch the Frost Heaves.  In doing so, you will ensure that LMNO, Blight, and all the other Boston spags are not straying from the path of orthodoxy.  In keeping with this, I now name you "Inquisitor", and "Defender of the Faith".  

There is no mayhem too awful, no booze too tasty, to prevent this Holy Work™.

Yours in Faith
The Good Reverend Roger
Keeper of the Holy City of Eris and Lots of Other Things, Too
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1
May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
May 12, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Is June 11 show, I'm guessing?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:

In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags.  Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc.  This must be rooted out.

While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.

TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
May 12, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 12, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Is June 11 show, I'm guessing?

Unless one gets scheduled earlier, yes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#5
May 12, 2011, 04:50:33 PM
My name is LMNO, and I approve of this message.

Suu

#6
May 12, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:

In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags.  Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc.  This must be rooted out.

While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.

TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.

Worshipping of Elder Gods...I have no idea WHERE you get that delusion from!

And Richter and I totally tried to get Chino Moreno into the disco ball at Lupo's last week. SRSLY.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 03:32:46 PM
DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF MY SECULAR PRINCIPALITY.  :argh!:

In my capacity of High Holy Jackass™, I have noticed a disturbing trend among the Boston Spags.  Worship of Elder Gawds, Zalgoism, insufficient propelling of people through ceiling tiles, etc.  This must be rooted out.

While you may in fact be the secular ruler of the principality, it is my job to be Samuel to your Saul.

TGRR,
Knifing generals just to make his point.

Worshipping of Elder Gods...I have no idea WHERE you get that delusion from!

And Richter and I totally tried to get Chino Moreno into the disco ball at Lupo's last week. SRSLY.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.  YOU deal with the secular issues of your nation, and I - as the last of the Ancient Wiseguys - shall handle the insidious rot that affects the faithful.  This is a religious matter, and outside the scope of the secular authority.

*YOU* see trade and revenue.  *I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

TGRR,
Latter Day Thomas Becket.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#8
May 12, 2011, 04:58:25 PM
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#9
May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

Where's the down side, again?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
May 12, 2011, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

Where's the down side, again?

They all wind up voting teabagger.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#11
May 12, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
He's also confusing Boston with the awesome that is Providence.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 12, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 04:58:25 PM
Religion is the opiate of the masses.

No, opiates are the religion of the masses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
May 12, 2011, 05:02:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
He's also confusing Boston with the awesome that is Providence.

WAT

I specifically told Richter to GO TO BOSTON.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#14
May 12, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 04:56:38 PM
*I* see 10% of Boston growing extra appendages and staggering around moaning bad HP Lovecraft hymns.

Where's the down side, again?

They all wind up voting teabagger.

Sweet merciful fuck, count me in.  We are NOT HAVING THIS.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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