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Started by Mangrove, May 12, 2011, 06:18:09 PM

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Freeky

#120
May 23, 2011, 03:33:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven.  All 3 of them.  And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.

So how exactly does this change things?

Eater of Clowns

#121
May 23, 2011, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 23, 2011, 03:33:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven.  All 3 of them.  And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.

So how exactly does this change things?

3 people are gone.
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

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AFK

#122
May 23, 2011, 03:36:22 PM
It depends on who they were, where they lived, and if they left their front door unlocked.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#123
May 23, 2011, 05:39:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 23, 2011, 03:33:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven.  All 3 of them.  And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.

So how exactly does this change things?

3 people are gone.

They were replaced in less than a second.

Succulent Plant

#124
May 23, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
Wow.  So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook.  Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close.  The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign."  Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#125
May 23, 2011, 09:17:52 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
Wow.  So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook.  Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close.  The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign."  Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him. 

Fucking tards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#126
May 23, 2011, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
Wow.  So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook.  Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close.  The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign."  Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him. 

Glad the family is alright.

Cain

#127
May 24, 2011, 08:59:28 AM
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
Wow.  So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook.  Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close.  The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign."  Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him. 

Yeah, I mean, seriously.  Everyone knows it is the MAYAN APOCALYPSE that approaches.  Jaguar Gods of the Underworld up in this shit, no Semitic thunder gods required.

Luna

#128
May 24, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#129
May 24, 2011, 12:55:11 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
Nope.  It's DEFINITELY October 21st, now.

Really.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/third-times-a-charm-harold-camping-says-rapture-definitely-happening-on-october-21/

Dear Mr. Camping,

Give it up, dude.

Hugs and Kisses,
Planet Earth
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#130
May 24, 2011, 12:56:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 24, 2011, 12:55:11 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
Nope.  It's DEFINITELY October 21st, now.

Really.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/third-times-a-charm-harold-camping-says-rapture-definitely-happening-on-october-21/

Dear Mr. Camping,

Give it up, dude.

Hugs and Kisses,
Planet Earth

Dear Mr. Camping,

If you really, REALLY believe...  Prove it.

Send me a check for all your worldly wealth, dated 10/21/11.  You're not gonna need it where you're going, right?

Lurve,
Luna
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#131
May 24, 2011, 12:58:36 PM
Dear Luna,

There's not going to be an October 22, 2011, so there's no point in giving it to you. You wouldn't be able to spend it.

Best,
Harold Camping
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dysfunctional Cunt

#132
May 24, 2011, 02:41:33 PM
Dear Idiot Fucktard Camping:

I just wanted to take a moment to say Thank You!

Your stupidity has pissed off god so badly he now is taking random pot shots at various places in the midwest.  The message is clear if you would ever get your head out of your ass and pay fucking attention! 

God will decide when or if he wants to rapture your bible banging group of tards.  If he wanted you to know and fucking announce it to the world he would send you a fucking email.  He is online you dipshit.

These disasters are not a sign of the end of the world, they are a sign that god wants you to SHUT THE FUCK UP you shitstain.

See you in hell fucker!

Love and Kisses,
Missouri

Luna

#133
May 24, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 24, 2011, 12:58:36 PM
Dear Luna,

There's not going to be an October 22, 2011, so there's no point in giving it to you. You wouldn't be able to spend it.

Best,
Harold Camping

Then there's no risk, now, is there?  Think of it as a show of faith.  Imagine how inspired the sheeple will be!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mangrove

#134
May 24, 2011, 04:32:09 PM
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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