ATTENTION REPRESENTATIVES OF ERIS!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On the off-chance that it isn't poptard, I almost feel sorry for the guy.

Here he thinks he's getting Robert Anton Wilson characters, and it turns out we're a bunch of horrible cunts actual people horrible cunts.

You were right the first time; no need for fixing.

That's all part of being a Holy Man™.  We're right, even when we're totally fucking wrong (HAH!  Take THAT, Nigel!).

[Payne]

I declare everyone True Winnars.

I'll be at the bar.

[Felix]

Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?

Most of these guys have trolled so hard now the hapless masses come to them to be pwned. They no longer have to seek out lulz. The lulz come to them.

You, for instance.

[Felix]

Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?

Most of these guys have trolled so hard now the hapless masses come to them to be pwned. They no longer have to seek out lulz. The lulz come to them.

You, for instance.

Yes, like me. You see--a story so is sad, really-- no matter where I go, not a soul may trollith me. So I come here.

[AFK]

That's what she said. 

[Triple Zero]

That's what she said. 

Did you know that this is one of the few standard jokes variations of which occur in cultures all over the world and in history?

It's such a basic joke, they could even write an AI to make them:

http://idle.slashdot.org/story/11/04/29/1536237/Using-AI-To-Identify-Innuendo

"Turning seemingly normal comments into sexual innuendo by adding the words 'That's what she said' is a cultural phenomenon. This has led some to wonder whether it is possible to determine when it is appropriate to add those magic four words to a sentence. As it turns out, identifying humor through software is hard. Two researchers at the University of Washington, however, were willing to give it their best shot. In a recently released paper entitled 'That's What She Said: Double Entendre Identification,' the researchers describe what they've found and introduce their new approach to the problem: 'Double Entendre via Noun Transfer' or DEviaNT for short."

It's good to know that someone is trying to make sure the human race gets a sufficiently lewd AI one day.

So, finally, our computers can do something intelligent that Star Trek's computers can't:

Cpt. Jean-Luc Skywalker: "Computer! Earl Grey, hot."

Computer: "That's what SHE said!"

[AFK]

Unfortunately, it is still frowned upon in work culture.  Something, something, sexual harassment, something. 

Which is too bad because it has resulted in the premature death of so many jokes. 

I hope to rectify this one day!

That's what she said. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know that all this technology is moving us in a direct line toward sex robots.

[East Coast Hustle]

You know that all this technology is moving us in a direct line toward sex robots.

YES WE CAN!!!

[Felix]

That's what she said. 

Did you know that this is one of the few standard jokes variations of which occur in cultures all over the world and in history?

It's such a basic joke, they could even write an AI to make them:

http://idle.slashdot.org/story/11/04/29/1536237/Using-AI-To-Identify-Innuendo

"Turning seemingly normal comments into sexual innuendo by adding the words 'That's what she said' is a cultural phenomenon. This has led some to wonder whether it is possible to determine when it is appropriate to add those magic four words to a sentence. As it turns out, identifying humor through software is hard. Two researchers at the University of Washington, however, were willing to give it their best shot. In a recently released paper entitled 'That's What She Said: Double Entendre Identification,' the researchers describe what they've found and introduce their new approach to the problem: 'Double Entendre via Noun Transfer' or DEviaNT for short."

It's good to know that someone is trying to make sure the human race gets a sufficiently lewd AI one day.

So, finally, our computers can do something intelligent that Star Trek's computers can't:

Cpt. Jean-Luc Skywalker: "Computer! Earl Grey, hot."

Computer: "That's what SHE said!"

That is the funniest thing I've read all day.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ya'll don't feel like some good ol'fashioned trollin?

Don't know you from Adam, boy.  Perhaps introducing yourself and "let's go rig a fake election" should have been in different posts.  Just saying.