Attention, Wyldkat:

[Don Coyote]

Yeah.  I just think quid quo pro is the less fun option, in this case.  Much as if, say, Memnoch ever got the stones to sign up.  Sometimes, its the little things in life, like people being in a place where they can't make everyone shut up and defer to their authority, that make for a good time.

Yes, I can think of several people who would be fun like that.

Memnoch cannot argue without the ban button on his side, for the same reason he peed the bed to get out of basic training.

SRSLY?!?

Yep.  He was ELS'd for "failure to adapt", early in his first year of service.

That translates out to - in a training environment - pissing the bed.

And/or not bathing, being dirty, masturbating in public. But knowing Mem it was probably just pissing the bed as anything else would take balls to do. "I want out of basic it's tooooooo hard." FAP FAP FAP FAP "GTFO MY ARMY NAO!!!!!!"

[*GrumpButt*]

Yeah.  I just think quid quo pro is the less fun option, in this case.  Much as if, say, Memnoch ever got the stones to sign up.  Sometimes, its the little things in life, like people being in a place where they can't make everyone shut up and defer to their authority, that make for a good time.

Yes, I can think of several people who would be fun like that.

Memnoch cannot argue without the ban button on his side, for the same reason he peed the bed to get out of basic training.

SRSLY?!?

Yep.  He was ELS'd for "failure to adapt", early in his first year of service.

That translates out to - in a training environment - pissing the bed.

And/or not bathing, being dirty, masturbating in public. But knowing Mem it was probably just pissing the bed as anything else would take balls to do. "I want out of basic it's tooooooo hard." FAP FAP FAP FAP "GTFO MY ARMY NAO!!!!!!"

[Don Coyote]

Yeah.  I just think quid quo pro is the less fun option, in this case.  Much as if, say, Memnoch ever got the stones to sign up.  Sometimes, its the little things in life, like people being in a place where they can't make everyone shut up and defer to their authority, that make for a good time.

Yes, I can think of several people who would be fun like that.

Memnoch cannot argue without the ban button on his side, for the same reason he peed the bed to get out of basic training.

SRSLY?!?

Yep.  He was ELS'd for "failure to adapt", early in his first year of service.

That translates out to - in a training environment - pissing the bed.

And/or not bathing, being dirty, masturbating in public. But knowing Mem it was probably just pissing the bed as anything else would take balls to do. "I want out of basic it's tooooooo hard." FAP FAP FAP FAP "GTFO MY ARMY NAO!!!!!!"

Kids who can't hack it in basic will do things to get out.

Sad fact is if you can't hack in the Army, you should probably toss yourself into traffic. The Real World(tm) is in many ways harder than the Army.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

He was stationed in Lake Tahoe. 

[Don Coyote]

He was stationed in Lake Tahoe. 

LOLWUT

[The Good Reverend Roger]

He was stationed in Lake Tahoe. 

Oddly enough, I cannot find any reference to any military facilities near Lake Tahoe.

[Cain]

Closest thing is US Coastguard.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Closest thing is US Coastguard.

Fatass was in the army.  Kind of.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He was stationed in Lake Tahoe. 

That sounds like HE WAS LYING.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Maybe it was a Top Secret Fallacy?

[Cain]

Closest thing is US Coastguard.

Fatass was in the army.  Kind of.

Well, the coastguard and army look similar.  From a distance.

A really, really far distance.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Closest thing is US Coastguard.

Fatass was in the army.  Kind of.

Well, the coastguard and army look similar.  From a distance.

A really, really far distance.

Especially if you ignore the whole land water thing....

[Adios]

Closest thing is US Coastguard.

Fatass was in the army.  Kind of.

Well, the coastguard and army look similar.  From a distance.

A really, really far distance.

Especially if you ignore the whole land water thing....

What about the Rocky Mountain Navy? Some of the best muff divers in the country are stationed there.

[BadBeast]

Can't remember offhand if I posted this in MW's poetry thread or not.

"Memnoch's a mystical wick,
with an acorn instead of a dick,
his poor little dong,
is but half an inch long,  
and only a quarter inch thick.

Memnoch can often be found,
on the shakiest moral high ground,
spouting fatuous guff,
about ethics and stuff,
but his viewpoint is sick and unsound

Mystikwick's moral crusader,
(an educational 5th grader)
the mighty,Memnoch,
having sex with a sock,
in a cellar, dressed up as Darth Vader"

Worth a ban really, to post it again anyway. Except that I'd miss the card games in the Arcade. (All I've signed in for in the last 5 months)

[Adios]

Can't remember offhand if I posted this in MW's poetry thread or not.

"Memnoch's a mystical wick,
with an acorn instead of a dick,
his poor little dong,
is but half an inch long,  
and only a quarter inch thick.

Memnoch can often be found,
on the shakiest moral high ground,
spouting fatuous guff,
about ethics and stuff,
but his viewpoint is sick and unsound

Mystikwick's moral crusader,
(an educational 5th grader)
the mighty,Memnoch,
having sex with a sock,
in a cellar, dressed up as Darth Vader"

Worth a ban really, to post it again anyway. Except that I'd miss the card games in the Arcade. (All I've signed in for in the last 5 months)

Set up a proxied throw away account and post it.