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Started by Thurnez Isa, May 15, 2011, 07:49:47 AM

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Thurnez Isa

May 15, 2011, 07:49:47 AM
Give me your worse pick up lines

I'm just joking around with someone, messaging back and forth, and we were having fun doing bad pick up lines and I've already used up all mine.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

BabylonHoruv

#1
May 15, 2011, 07:51:50 AM
I don't have a bed, can I sleep in yours?

My cousin lost his virginity to a pig, I was hoping to do better, can you help?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Rumckle

#2
May 15, 2011, 07:59:58 AM
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better tying my wrists to a bed frame.

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Luna

#3
May 15, 2011, 12:27:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 15, 2011, 07:59:58 AM
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better tying my wrists to a bed frame.



I...

Nevermind.  No comment.   :wink:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Succulent Plant

#4
May 15, 2011, 05:29:41 PM
If you were a fish I'd take you home and mount you over the fireplace.

(Some loon actually said that to me once.)

Lies

#5
May 15, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
My friend said I'd be really good for you.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jenne

#6
May 15, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
Oh geez:

There's a party in my pants and you're invited.  (or I like the Steve Correll version from Ron Burgundy:  You're invited to the pants party.)

Are you from Tennessee?  Because you're the only 10 *I* see...

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone but with you I could make a Bedrock...

Hi the voices in my head told me to come over to talk to you.

Hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?

Wanna see a hard drive?  I promise it ain't 3.5 inches, and it's not floppy.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Luna

#7
May 15, 2011, 05:54:03 PM
Worst line used on me.  "Are you married?  ...  Is he here?"
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Requia ☣

#8
May 15, 2011, 05:55:25 PM
Are you an angel, or did these feathers come from somewhere else?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jenne

#9
May 15, 2011, 05:57:07 PM
Hey baby, you make me stutter:  wha-wha-what's your name?

What's your sign?  (obvious/cliche)

Do you work for UPS?  I coulda swore you were checking out my package!

AFK

#10
May 15, 2011, 06:14:10 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 15, 2011, 07:49:47 AM
Give me your worse pick up lines

I'm just joking around with someone, messaging back and forth, and we were having fun doing bad pick up lines and I've already used up all mine.


Is that a HEMI under your hood or are you just happy to see me?

Have I ever told you about my tow fetish?

Do those mudflaps go all the way up?

Oh, sorry.  Those were pick-up pick up line. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

#11
May 15, 2011, 07:10:24 PM
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Hey, wanna go back to my place, get a pizza delivered, and fuck like rabbits all night? What, you don't like pizza?

Did you wash your jeans with windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 15, 2011, 07:14:16 PM
Does this smell like chloroform?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#13
May 15, 2011, 07:24:00 PM
Surprise!
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Jenne

#14
May 15, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
My name is "Doug."   That's God spelled backwards with a bit of "you" wrapped up in it.

Hi, I'm an astronaut.  My next mission is to explore a bit of Uranus.

My love for you is like diarrhea.  I can't hold it in.
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