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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 15, 2011, 06:29:58 PM

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BadBeast

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 04:56:11 PM
I think the best one is the one to LMNO.
I'm now having nightmares  (And not the 'nice' kind) about Tuscon Women flurting with me. *~shudder~fap~shudder~*
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Anna Mae Bollocks

Mine was awesome. I opened it outside and read it on the porch, while contemplating the inbred monsters in the parking lot next door, and it occurred to me that it was a kid of snapshot of our time and collective lives, I could almost hear the voiceover reading it on The American Experience:D
I am saving it for posterity.


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Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division