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A love letter to you.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 17, 2011, 11:01:10 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 17, 2011, 11:01:10 PM Last Edit: May 18, 2011, 04:11:19 AM by The Good Reverend Roger
And all this talk of Jesus coming back doesn't fool me, because I've been out on the wire, on the sharp end, praise Baby Jesus and pass the go-pills and doesn't the smell of CLP make you think of home on the range?  Yeah, that's where it's at, right, 90MPH on the one-lane to Morenci, 300 feet down and no shoulder.  Nope, not fooled.  If Jesus was coming back, he'd have done it already with a size 14 boot for the species' collective arses.  But then, yeah, then you slow down some, living that suburban life, where they're all so fucking bored that all they can do is rat each other out to the HOA.  They hate me and I hate them, and everyone's happy that way, because I know something they don't know.  I know OR KILL ME and I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER and GEE, I WONDER WHO DROVE THROUGH YOUR ZEN GARDEN IN A JEEP, SUCH A SHAME.  It's party time in the hills, and everyone's invited, oh my yes.  All of you fuckers.  You breed to fucking fast, there's too many of you, and I'd deal with you PROPERLY, but some hippie gun-grabber passed a law saying I can't own a nuke in the privacy of my own home, which is un-American as FUCK.

So go back to your incessant unprotected sex and your WalMart and your Goddamn $0.99 heart attack at Mickey D's, and live in the comfort that the odds are remarkably low that I'll pull a Chainsaw Billy on your fat, silly arse while you're walking out to your car in the morning.  Why?  Because I fucking hate you.  I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns, and I won't rest until each and everyone has tasted my bile.

I've had it up to HERE with you people.  So just shut up.  All of you.

Or Kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
May 18, 2011, 04:11:49 AM
There you go, Phox.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#2
May 18, 2011, 04:17:25 AM
The single reason Christ will NOT take all the fuckers this weekend is that a world free of their bullshit would be far too gratifying.  I need to suffer to be any sort of creative, and the head office knows this.  WE will never be allowed respite until me eventua reward.  Firing my ragign ehart through ym ribcage like a fucking cannon.  MY dispalced organ will strangle some plate-pushin pastor with th tattered remains of my aorta as I heave out my last breath in hillarious ecstacy
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#3
May 18, 2011, 04:18:36 AM
Rog, That's like taking a glass of cheap whiskey to the face.

Well done.

Phox

#4
May 18, 2011, 04:30:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2011, 04:11:49 AM
There you go, Phox.
Sweet, thanks, Roger. Should I delete my transfer to FB, or should I leave it and change the title?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 18, 2011, 06:31:33 AM
This is good fucking shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 18, 2011, 05:23:53 PM
Yes, I realize that this meeting is a chance for you to show how knowledgeable you are.  Yes, I know that this is the only validation in your life, that you haven't got a single friend outside of work other than your wife (who is also, to put it plainly, a recluse with no social skills).  I also know that you don't actually find your own jokes that funny...That you bray laughter like the village idiot for the purpose of disrupting what anyone else may have to say, as a means to keep the attention on your brilliant ideas.

I realize that blogging every single thing that happens in your life is crucial to you, and I realize that I am supposed to be captivated by the minor, day-today details of your life on Facebook, Twitter, and any given internet forum.  I understand, also, that e-flirting shows what a rake/femme fatale you are.  I don't mind having a facebook page dedicated to an idea turned into your showcase for your life, nor do I at all mind having my threads derailed into what amazing thing happened to you while you were brushing your teeth.  I understand that Open Bar is for the little people, that you are special, and that it's urgent that you interrupt the conversation to tell us about the drama of your day-to-day existence.  It's why I'm here.

I can see why that oil spot on my driveway forced you to call the HOA...It must be the size of a quarter.  I can see that - while you wanted to address me directly about it - rules are rules, and if we don't maintain these rules in the style of Draco, it will be cats and dogs fucking in the streets.  I also see that you have to leave your chihuahuas outside to bark all day, the little darlings are so adorable, you just have to share.  I don't mind.

I have no problem if we're only friends when it's convenient for you.  I am not hurt or offended that you didn't see fit to forward your new contact information to me, even though everyone else and his dog has it.  I don't mind you not showing up when you said you would, or instead bringing along 8 friends without giving me a heads-up.  I am not human, I do not bleed.  I exist entirely for your benefit, and can be shelved when you tire of me, or don't have any use for me at the moment...I will be there when you need me again, I assure you, just sitting with a silly grin on my face, like a puppy dog.  No, really.

I also have no real issue with being the default bad guy.  If I'm in a scrap with someone, or if something happened that seems to be a mystery, I did it, it's my fault.  There's no need to look deeper, to wonder if maybe I'm acting on information you don't have.  No, that is simply a waste of time.  Assume that I am at fault, and give me shit about it.  If it turns out that you are wrong, you can apologize (or not), and then just do the same exact thing next time.  I am a bad person, and everything I do is tinged with malice towards the innocent bystanders that I for no reason decide to pick on.

I also don't mind - and have never minded - being the "least among equals"...With rules that apply to me and not my peers, with a constant implication that I cannot be trusted on my own, or with Big Boy tools, access, or anything else short of rounded plastic toys (and then only under supervision).

I understand all of these things because I love you all.  I am not a continually growing ball of festering resentment and rage.  I am not harmed, because I have no feelings (My skin is 3" thick, and made of steel.), so rest assured that I have not and am not slowly beginning to view you as a poison.  No, I love you all, and that's really all that needs to be said.

Sleep tight.

Or Kill Me.



" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
May 18, 2011, 05:26:43 PM
Having written that, it occurs to me that perhaps I should act the way people seem to assume I act.

And that I should begin treating others the way they treat me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#8
May 18, 2011, 05:30:44 PM
It appears the Holy Man™ has returned from his quest in the desert and is stronger and better than before.

Well said Roger, well said.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
May 18, 2011, 05:32:18 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 18, 2011, 05:30:44 PM
It appears the Holy Man™ has returned from his quest in the desert and is stronger and better than before.

Well said Roger, well said.

Oh, I'm just getting started.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#10
May 18, 2011, 05:32:44 PM
The longer I read that, the more the hair on the back of my neck stood up and I got a twisty "OhgodI'mgonnadie" feeling. :horrormirth:

Cainad (dec.)

#11
May 18, 2011, 05:34:15 PM
If Roger was one-tenth the monster he gets made out to be, this forum would be a wasteland.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 18, 2011, 05:36:52 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 18, 2011, 05:34:15 PM
If Roger was one-tenth the monster he gets made out to be, this forum would be a wasteland.

But it happens every time.  If I'm arguing with someone, it's my fault.

Each

and

every

time.

But I don't mind.  I especially don't mind if logic is contorted into something resembling the Gordian knot to justify the opinion that I am at fucking fault.  I LOVE that shit. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#13
May 18, 2011, 05:39:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2011, 05:32:18 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 18, 2011, 05:30:44 PM
It appears the Holy Man™ has returned from his quest in the desert and is stronger and better than before.

Well said Roger, well said.

Oh, I'm just getting started.

Good.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
May 18, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2011, 05:36:52 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 18, 2011, 05:34:15 PM
If Roger was one-tenth the monster he gets made out to be, this forum would be a wasteland.

But it happens every time.  If I'm arguing with someone, it's my fault.

Each

and

every

time.

But I don't mind.  I especially don't mind if logic is contorted into something resembling the Gordian knot to justify the opinion that I am at fucking fault.  I LOVE that shit. 

What I love is when you're blamed, BUT YOU WEREN'T EVEN TAKING PART IN THE CONVERSATION.

It's teh mind lazors, you see.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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