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RIP Remington. 1990-ish - 2011

Started by Doktor Howl, June 27, 2011, 05:59:05 PM

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Doktor Howl

June 27, 2011, 05:59:05 PM
Remington was a low-down, dirty-rotten cad, and his drinking & gambling & womanizing finally caught up to him.  Even in the fleshpots of Calgary, he took things too far...Until even the corrupt officials of his iron curtain nation could no longer be bought off.

It was only a matter of time.  How long could ANY people tolerate him rolling boulders down onto Regina?  How long were they expected to put up with Remington dispensing pre-roofied Canadian Mist with a Supersoaker?

No, it had to end.  So the lumpenproletariat of Roger's Pass threw him over the side.  He froze on the way down and shattered into a million pieces on impact, which were promptly stolen by souvenir hunters, local politicians, and whores.

I shall miss Remington, as he was a true 21st Century man and - despite his perversions and his national handicap - a man of SCIENCE.  Parties North of the border just won't be the same.

Goodnight, Mr Funnyface.
Molon Lube

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June 27, 2011, 06:03:06 PM
He was an absolute fuckstick, and an inspiration to us all. :cry:

Gone, but never forgotten.

Jenne

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June 27, 2011, 06:43:31 PM
*cries*  Oh no!  NOT REMMY!!    :cry:

goodbye, fair young canuck...we hardly knew ye...

Triple Zero

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June 27, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
... and in the gutter at the scene, all that's left and ignored by everybody was a little rebar wire man, rusting away...
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