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An explosion at a coffee shop...

Started by Placid Dingo, May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#15
May 20, 2011, 11:16:53 PM
"I never drink coffee."
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

East Coast Hustle

#16
May 20, 2011, 11:19:30 PM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

#17
May 20, 2011, 11:19:47 PM
"Yeah, you might want to remember that the next time you go to grab my girls ass."

Freeky

#18
May 21, 2011, 12:20:37 AM
"I just wanted my red tapler."

Eater of Clowns

#19
May 21, 2011, 05:56:09 AM
"MORE LIKE GENIUS BAM!  AMIRITE?"

"I wish you wouldn't talk about him like that."

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Don Coyote

#20
May 21, 2011, 06:59:46 AM
"Fuck. I was supposed to get a free coffee today"

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#21
May 21, 2011, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
...twelve people killed, five of them Apple store executives having a meeting at the time. ON the walls is spray-painted 'DEATH TO THE GREYFACES'

A Young man involved in 'Discordia' is arrested for murder.

Your friend turns to you and says, 'wait, isn't that the thing YOU'RE into?'

And you say...

"Balls deep."
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

P3nT4gR4m

#22
May 21, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
Discordia? Get the fuck out out. Blowing up coffee shops? Yeah, you got me there.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#23
May 21, 2011, 02:25:53 PM
"So, anyway, could I have my books back now?"

Freeky

#24
May 21, 2011, 06:27:44 PM
"Nah, I'm more into the poisoned koolaid scene."
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