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Started by Adios, May 20, 2011, 03:46:02 PM

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Adios

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 08:53:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 20, 2011, 08:45:59 PM
Bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJNgEZyEeh8

A small breath of fresh air ITT.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LtUE_ebF7Q

Nothing is true, all is remixable.



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Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 20, 2011, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 04:51:22 PM
Rock and Roll is dead.
Rap is dead.(yes even if Wu tang is forever)
Country is dead.
Techno is dead.
Metal is dead(Screamo? Seriously?)




Long live dubstep.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y

[pedant]

Screamo is an offshoot of Emo, which is an offshoot of Hardcore, which is an offshoot of Punk.

Screamo is not metal.

[/pedant]

What do you call the genre of metal where the lead guitarist just slams on bar chords while the bassist slaps his overly distorted instrument while the singer makes some noise that I suspect could be singing?
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Adios

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 08:58:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 20, 2011, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 04:51:22 PM
Rock and Roll is dead.
Rap is dead.(yes even if Wu tang is forever)
Country is dead.
Techno is dead.
Metal is dead(Screamo? Seriously?)




Long live dubstep.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y

[pedant]

Screamo is an offshoot of Emo, which is an offshoot of Hardcore, which is an offshoot of Punk.

Screamo is not metal.

[/pedant]

What do you call the genre of metal where the lead guitarist just slams on bar chords while the bassist slaps his overly distorted instrument while the singer makes some noise that I suspect could be singing?


Just for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9GTKJrLgYc

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 20, 2011, 03:54:24 PM
What real choice is there left in music? Terri just got Gagas album free in Farmville and she wants to return it for a full refund. What sucks is I am being forced to hear it.

She PLAYS it?  :emo: Can't you talk her into a game of drunken street frisbee or something?

Country music is doing fine, only for some reason, they don't call it "country" anymore, they call it "americana". Bad pop with a narrow, fiercely pro-americanTM focus is called "country".

Rock, punk, etc. haven't gone away, they just don't fit with the, erm, programming.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

AFK

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 08:58:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 20, 2011, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 04:51:22 PM
Rock and Roll is dead.
Rap is dead.(yes even if Wu tang is forever)
Country is dead.
Techno is dead.
Metal is dead(Screamo? Seriously?)




Long live dubstep.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y

[pedant]

Screamo is an offshoot of Emo, which is an offshoot of Hardcore, which is an offshoot of Punk.

Screamo is not metal.

[/pedant]

What do you call the genre of metal where the lead guitarist just slams on bar chords while the bassist slaps his overly distorted instrument while the singer makes some noise that I suspect could be singing?


Korn. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 20, 2011, 03:54:24 PM
What real choice is there left in music? Terri just got Gagas album free in Farmville and she wants to return it for a full refund. What sucks is I am being forced to hear it.

She PLAYS it?  :emo: Can't you talk her into a game of drunken street frisbee or something?

Country music is doing fine, only for some reason, they don't call it "country" anymore, they call it "americana". Bad pop with a narrow, fiercely pro-americanTM focus is called "country".

Rock, punk, etc. haven't gone away, they just don't fit with the, erm, programming.

She is addicted.

Adios

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 20, 2011, 09:01:35 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 08:58:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 20, 2011, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 04:51:22 PM
Rock and Roll is dead.
Rap is dead.(yes even if Wu tang is forever)
Country is dead.
Techno is dead.
Metal is dead(Screamo? Seriously?)




Long live dubstep.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y

[pedant]

Screamo is an offshoot of Emo, which is an offshoot of Hardcore, which is an offshoot of Punk.

Screamo is not metal.

[/pedant]

What do you call the genre of metal where the lead guitarist just slams on bar chords while the bassist slaps his overly distorted instrument while the singer makes some noise that I suspect could be singing?


Korn. 

:spittake:

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 20, 2011, 08:45:59 PM
Bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJNgEZyEeh8

A small breath of fresh air ITT.

really?

I always respected the guy, personally. Really dug the whole "Hey, accountant, how much do I have? Yeah? OK, that's enough. Cancel all of my appointments. No, I mean forever." move. But musically?

Ugh. Pretty sure if you look up "trite" on wiktionary there's just a streaming audio file of Bob Seger's discography.

I counter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFRZxyh0vDU
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 20, 2011, 09:01:35 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 08:58:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 20, 2011, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 04:51:22 PM
Rock and Roll is dead.
Rap is dead.(yes even if Wu tang is forever)
Country is dead.
Techno is dead.
Metal is dead(Screamo? Seriously?)




Long live dubstep.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y

[pedant]

Screamo is an offshoot of Emo, which is an offshoot of Hardcore, which is an offshoot of Punk.

Screamo is not metal.

[/pedant]

What do you call the genre of metal where the lead guitarist just slams on bar chords while the bassist slaps his overly distorted instrument while the singer makes some noise that I suspect could be singing?


Korn. 

This. And it's not singing.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 20, 2011, 09:15:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 20, 2011, 08:45:59 PM
Bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJNgEZyEeh8

A small breath of fresh air ITT.

really?

I always respected the guy, personally. Really dug the whole "Hey, accountant, how much do I have? Yeah? OK, that's enough. Cancel all of my appointments. No, I mean forever." move. But musically?

Ugh. Pretty sure if you look up "trite" on wiktionary there's just a streaming audio file of Bob Seger's discography.

I counter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFRZxyh0vDU

I love Seeger.

BOC was okay, but I prefer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMqVrUSz62o


Miss Demeanor

Can anyone explain to me what is so fucking "new" and "great" about Lady GaGa? The few of her songs I've actually listened to(completely against my will) sound like Madonna rip offs.  The teenagers I know are gushing about how hip/now this Gaga thing is and I'm going "uh huh, Madonna did this shit 20+ years ago".

American Idol is banned in my home ever since those fuckers foisted that Carrie Underwood bitch off on country radio.  I always carry my I Pod with me in the car just so I don't have to hear the currrent pop-country princesses  attempting to sing on the radio.  Where's my Willie, Waylon, Strait, Cash, Merle, Loretta, Conway music?  I don't want to hear this shit that sounds like 80's pop knock offs on country radio.  Real country singer/songwriters are few and far between nowadays.  Country music is as over processed and fake as the rest of the shit out there now.
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Adios

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 20, 2011, 09:19:02 PM
Can anyone explain to me what is so fucking "new" and "great" about Lady GaGa? The few of her songs I've actually listened to(completely against my will) sound like Madonna rip offs.  The teenagers I know are gushing about how hip/now this Gaga thing is and I'm going "uh huh, Madonna did this shit 20+ years ago".

American Idol is banned in my home ever since those fuckers foisted that Carrie Underwood bitch off on country radio.  I always carry my I Pod with me in the car just so I don't have to hear the currrent pop-country princesses  attempting to sing on the radio.  Where's my Willie, Waylon, Strait, Cash, Merle, Loretta, Conway music?  I don't want to hear this shit that sounds like 80's pop knock offs on country radio.  Real country singer/songwriters are few and far between nowadays.  Country music is as over processed and fake as the rest of the shit out there now.

It even makes me miss The Kentucky Headhunters.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#57
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 20, 2011, 09:02:03 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 20, 2011, 03:54:24 PM
What real choice is there left in music? Terri just got Gagas album free in Farmville and she wants to return it for a full refund. What sucks is I am being forced to hear it.

She PLAYS it?  :emo: Can't you talk her into a game of drunken street frisbee or something?

Country music is doing fine, only for some reason, they don't call it "country" anymore, they call it "americana". Bad pop with a narrow, fiercely pro-americanTM focus is called "country".

Rock, punk, etc. haven't gone away, they just don't fit with the, erm, programming.

She is addicted.

That's fucking terrifying.

Re: Seger - that guy made it when a lot of people didn't have fm radio in their cars. When it came down to a choice between "Night Moves", "Disco Duck" and "Muskrat Love", a lot of people got sucked into thinking they liked Seger.  
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

East Coast Hustle

For people who think Metal is just the crap that the mallkids listen to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzvHnBVtFyU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nS94gRIXzU

and not all the stuff the kids like these days is terrible either:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15mxiWAYSEw (fuckin' sweet video too)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQDMfmiqeDQ&feature=related (it amuses me that in the video,the drummer is playing in a fucking SWEATSHIRT.)

Plus, there's even good wanky pretentious stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKhfkfnbAMQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07XF5uKZlgw
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios