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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 21, 2011, 06:35:04 AM

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May 21, 2011, 06:35:04 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

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May 21, 2011, 06:36:40 AM
 :horrormirth:

BabylonHoruv

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May 21, 2011, 06:45:42 AM
Is that Pedo bear?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 21, 2011, 06:51:32 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 21, 2011, 06:45:42 AM
Is that Pedo bear?

It's close enough to make that the FIRST THING EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

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May 21, 2011, 07:15:08 AM
"Fred Meyer Mascot Fred Bear"

I have a friend who has spent years working for Fred Meyer (garden/home dept). The insider jokes are not appropriate to repeat.
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May 21, 2011, 07:21:16 AM
Quote from: Telarus on May 21, 2011, 07:15:08 AM
"Fred Meyer Mascot Fred Bear"

I have a friend who has spent years working for Fred Meyer (garden/home dept). The insider jokes are not appropriate to repeat.

I believe it.

I grew up with Fred Bear.

And yet, Fred Bear never existed quite like this, and the first thing that has come to the mind of EVERYONE I've asked about it is "pedobear".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 21, 2011, 07:21:38 AM
INCLUDING MY KIDS BTW
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

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May 21, 2011, 07:25:37 AM
Telarus, KSC,
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May 21, 2011, 08:21:00 AM
The boyfriend said "Pedobear? But they're all too old."
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May 21, 2011, 07:52:57 PM
Pedobear has ruined all of ursinekind for me.
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May 21, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 21, 2011, 07:52:57 PM
Pedobear has ruined all of ursinekind for me.
i read as URINE-SKINNED

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May 21, 2011, 08:36:20 PM
Quote from: Telarus on May 21, 2011, 07:15:08 AM
"Fred Meyer Mascot Fred Bear"

I have a friend who has spent years working for Fred Meyer (garden/home dept). The insider jokes are not appropriate to repeat.

Fred's a bear?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
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#12
May 21, 2011, 08:47:56 PM
duh im a bear. everyone knows that.

Don Coyote

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May 21, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 21, 2011, 08:47:56 PM
duh im a bear. everyone knows that.
UR A BIG HARIY GAY MAN??????? :horrormirth:

Laughin Jude

#14
May 21, 2011, 11:32:14 PM
Really, what is Yogi doing spending all that time with Booboo? What's going on there? Should we be calling CPS? Is "pic-a-nic basket" a euphemism? Is Ranger Smith's cabin full of recording equipment?

The people deserve answers.
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